Said the Owl to the Pussycat

We had a dog named cat
and a cat named dog
An Obama named Soetoro
in a teleprompter fog

Said the owl to the pussycat
who who
Said the owl to the pussycat
too too

The red knight came
and checked Alice sure
The white knight came
and rescued her

Said the owl to the pussycat
grrrr grrrr
Said the owl to the pussycat
purr purr

Humpty dumpty
had an Obama fall
These United States
once standing tall

Said the owl to the pussycat
hoot hoot
Said the owl to the pussycat
toot toot

The lion and the unicorn
had a great fight
First it swung left
then it swung right

Said the owl to the pussycat
sigh sigh
Said the owl to the pussycat
wondering why

Jack be nimble
Sam be quick
If it runs like treacle
then it must be thick

Said the owl to the pussycat
meow meow
Said the owl to the pussycat
bow wow bow bow.

agtG

teop ym morf
ssalg gnikool eht hguoht
with apologies to Carroll Lewis
and Lear Edward