I would hereby like to announce on this public forum as an undocumented Pennsylvanian like Mr. Obama is undocumented, that I too like Joe Sestak and Arlen Specter am a Senate candidate, and will hereby be expecting my bribe.........I mean my Obama job offer for Sec. of Navy.....no Sestak has that.
Roaming ambassador to Syria.....no Specter has that.
Oh I know, Obama can bribe......I mean appoint me as Cheerleader coordinating Director of the Pittsburgh Steelers as Dan Rooney, Obama supporter, needs an outlet for all the women Ben Rothlesberger is raping.
It will be the first job Obama actually created and I promise no deep drilling of Pittsburgh women, so no Obama tar balls will appear on the GOP Gulf shores.
I am ready for my confirmation closeup once softball playing Kagan moves out of the way.
Lesbian tennis anyone? Bill Jean King and Michelle Hussein Obama are stroking that ball on court.
Oh yes, what bribe did Bill Clinton for taking over Obama domestic policy?
As Bill Clinton has been aroused from his bimbo retirement, I just realized that everyone receiving bribes...........I mean job offers from halo head, just do not do one job.
The dictator admiral, Thad Allan, is both Coast Guard employee of the tar ball and tar ball chief with shrimp cluster.
So as being the Pittsburgh Steelers Cheerleader coordinator Director is a parttime job, I also will be bribed......I mean appointed to the Bill Clinton wing of the Playboy mansion overseeing all the discarded centerfolds who Hugh Hefner has been losing numbers of lately as they end up in prison or the grave.
In this age of Obama voters in Dan Rooney and Hugh Hefner, we all must take our bribes..........job offers, and assist the stimulus of America where we can.
After all, how tight of a wad does one have to be to not as a billionaire not spend the money, so some athletic women can earn some money and gain some exposure to further their breaking the glass ceiling, but Obamite Dan Rooney can not even in Pennsylvania spend one penny on women.
Hugh Hefner screws, chews and spits out women and after exploiting them a few more chews, he could care less in investing in a centerfold geezer retirement home.
This is the trademark of the old boys club which B. Hussein Obama is running in his 3rd world despotry. You never see any bribes going to chics. You never see any tar ball dictator chics. You never see any roving ambassador chics in the Middle East.
You see big butt Muchelle too much, but otherwise except for the poison keyboard note from Val-erie Jarrett, women have no place in policy, except Obama putting women on the Supreme Court where liberals will be pulling the voting arm for them in sending up the bat signal with a yes or no.
So in order to take an Obama bribe...........I mean job offer as he is offering them all to liberals in Pennsylvania, I as an undocumented liberal, will be accepting my leadership roll at the Steelers and the Playboy Mansion, and I will not be arrested nor denied my place, because Obama has not been arrested with no documentation and nor denied the White House in being an illegal.
Arlen Specter gets to eat terrorist couscous, Sestak gets to play with a shrinking Navy, and I hereby confirm my stimulus will be caring for the women Dan Rooney oversaw in rape (Oh yeah Dan Rooney as the legal employer and is financially responsible for his players actions hasn't as an Obamite coughed up one dime to a rape crisis center for Pervert Ben) and I will be in stimulus caring for all the geezer centerfolds Obamite Hugh Hefner chewed up and spit out.
I also announce my special assistants will be Denise Porter formerly head cheerleader of the Carolina Panthers and Lisa Welch former centerfold and now Mom.
I am ready for my close up now...........It wasn't a bribe really Senator, it was just like Joe Sestak said, "It was an offer I could refuse........"
agtG
Is that an Arlen in your pocket Mr. Obama or are you happy to see Larry Sinclair?
