Obama employs millions in tar ball Wrastlin'
The first thing to do to plug that damn hole is to put Obama's massive ego into that blow out as that would plug a red giant sun going super nova.
The second thing to plug that damn hole is to put Joe Biden's mouth down there as he would have that thing sucked dry in moments for big of a puss as he has.
The third thing is Obama could use one one millionth of his sponge for adoration wicking up Paul McCartney attention like a 5000 year old Egyptian mummy sucking on a straw, as that small portion would dry up a trillion gallon gusher.
The fourth thing is Muchelle Obama could have a syringe suck out that cherry pie fat from the big ass and that goo could be shot down that gusher hole and plug it up tighter than sex in the Obama house on Lawrence Sinclair date nights.
The fifth thing to plug that damn hole is to use all that Air Force One jet fuel Obama has been burning on vacations, and dump it onto the Gusher as by shear weight it would overpower that geyser in Obama has burned more fuel than the Gusher has to gush.
The sixth thing is to have Obama get hisself elected King of the Oil Gusher as just like America he will have it destroyed in no time and the Gusher will no longer exist.
The seventh thing is for Obama to nominate the Gusher to the Supreme Court. In one Kagan day it will no longer be what it seems, but a flowing nectar of the gods testifying before Congress.
The eighth thing is to name it LeBron James, and in doing that, Obama is sure to pay some real attention to it.
The ninth thing is to make it an Illinois Senate seat as Obama will dispatch Rahm Emanuel to do something about it.
The tenth thing about the Gulf Gusher is to name it George W. Bush, as for Obama that seems to fix every problem for him.
Strange how Obama being in charge of the Gusher in not resting until it is stopped, had Joe Biden down there as Obama was nowhere to be seen again at the scene of his crime.
Rub some more Obama on it, as that always makes things better.
agtG
