It is increasingly difficult as Democrats flee B. Hussein Obama, the Obamaniacs flee Barack Hussein Obama and yes, even Obama flees Bearick Obama to assist our beloved leader.
Take for example B. Hussein Obama, deliberately showing up at his 9 11, Jewish Philistine nothing happened, but Obama takes credit for it and don't smoke them korans if you got em, even if no one has jobs press conference.
Oh to digress which I seldom do, did you see the jobs numbers were fabricated by Obama, that 9 states did not even submit their jobless numbers due to Labor Day and that is why the claims shrunk?
Meanwhile back at the teleprompter..........
Obama has a naked ring finger now showing Muslim solidarity, because we know Wikipedia would never lie about such Obama things in Muslim quarters, but the puppy press is all astir with what happened to Obama's bondage band of gold.
The problem with this is wife Obama will notice such things and how can this blog assist Mr. Obama when his story to Mrs. Ed goes something like this.......
Ah, I ah, the dog, it's the dog, and we were, ah, playin' and I said, ah, the dog was with the ball and like I ah, threw the ball, and he was slobbering, you know Bo, how he slobbers and that Bo, was ah, oh Muchelle is that a new dress as your ass doesn't look like it covers 3 zip codes in that new blood camo print, and ah, I threw the ball and my ring went, ah with the ball, the grass was tall, and I ah, we searched, I called in the SEALS and that ah, you know how Bo eats things, and I think that ah, well the dog ate my homework, Mrs. ............I mean Bo ate my wedding ring, honey.
Now this is going to have Muchelle for the next week scratching through dog poop, as she has the staff squeezing turds through that goatee chef of Mexican dining's sieve and after a week of this, what is Muchelle going to do when this shows up.........
Hot off the presses, Muslim Sodom and Obamorrah!
Reggie Love announces engagement to Obama by piercing scrotum with gold band given to him from flossing luv, B. Hussein Obama.
Now how is the halo head going to explain this to his Lucy?
I mean the wife is going to be peeved in the first place, but after rootin' through dog poop, wondering if Peggy Noonan was the female dog lickin' on Obama's fingers in the reason that ring disappeared and it is in her New York apartment in the sky, is Mrs. Ed going to do when after a load of dog crap, that there in Middle Eastern print is her wedding ring she placed on the noted one's finger, highlighting the testicular sack of one Reggie Love of ESPN watching coupling?
Even this blog can not with "Ah honey it's not what it looks like".
Obama has either two choices in admitting he was showing on the day before 9 11, solidarity with all Muslims in not wearing a wedding ring, like he did with koran burning, like he did with saying Jewish Prime Minister Netanyahu liked being rode around in a meat van and shown the soul of Obama's foot, and advocating that Cordoba mosque be placed at Ground Zero..........or he can stick with the "Honey the dog ate my homework, so make sure you don't like Bo's cage with Gay Islam monthly as the centerfold is sure to ..........well just keep poking around in the dog crap as something is bound to turn up.
The big question is how many Navy SEALS does it take to stick a counterfeit gold band into a dog turd to make the Muslim in chief look like he is telling the truth..........
agtG
PS: Most of us might be "all" Americans in wrongly accusing God of having allot of names, even undocumented types until INS shows up, but "all" of us are not saved unless we confess Jesus is Lord.
