Saturday, October 30, 2010

Scariest things of Halloween


The number 69 and the image associated with it in Barack and Michelle Obama.

You go to the White House and say trick or treat, and Barack wants the "trick" if you know what Lawrence Sinclair means.

Michelle puts on a mask and Barack says she looks better.

They make sexy french maid costumes in Michelle Obama's size.

Ringing Michelle's doorbell and you get toxic waste garden produce.

The Obama kids invite you over for a sleep over and your bed is the oven and a pointy hatted Michelle covers you with carrots and celery.

You break off a piece of the Obama gingerbread house and Obama nukes you with a Predator strike.

The Obama's are not the scariest house on the block as Joe Biden lives next door.

Michelle and Barack's costume is dental floss put on by Reggie Love.

5000 children in your neighborhood dressed up in Michelle Obama masks.

You get home and find the Michelle Obama mask is permanently stuck on.


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