Tuesday, October 26, 2010

You can quote me on that


For posterity.........




If I had a dog which barked like Obama, the snake would have sh*t me out a month ago.

Who would have thought that a teleprompter was Obama's popular side.

If a stitch in time saves nine, it won't do any good as Obama has unravelled America.

The difference between Stephanie Sandlin and a whore, is with the whore you at least get a vaccination to make the remembrance go away.

A community organizer is the guy who ends up marrying Michelle Obama.

Karl Rove is like talking syphilis. It tells you that it came from a toilet seat you never sat on.

When Obama comes out of the closet will he be Muslim, gay or Kenyan.

Bill Clinton's one virtue is he lies well.

Sodomy is screwing yourself out of a future.

What kind of bandage to you put on the wound Obama gave to America.

Strange how Jimmy Carter's obituary with reporters never had any dust on it.

Democrats can't abort their way to the next generation.

The difference between a traitor and an Obama voter is the traitor didn't vote.

If I had a dime for every time Obama lied, America would be out of debt.

At the Last Trump, I'm betting Jesus comes out of the clouds and not Obama.

Liberalism is a sickness that never loses well.

Lame Cherry


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