I was contemplating about the time it took to make the Obama boy poster just what is it about Islam that Obama thinks the Muslim call to prayer is the most beautiful thing in the world?I ask difficult questions it seems as I was just speaking with a Rabbi who could not answer the question I was submitting about the resonant frequency of the Psalms. That appears my lot in life in I end up having to have the Holy Ghost answer my questions as no one knows them but God.
Back at the oasis of Islam, I was wondering why Obama didn't want to grow up to be Ayatollah of some country instead of a president. I would much rather be like those Iranian turban thugs in they get away with murder, building nuclear bombs, terrorism, plundering their country.....you know the things Obama does in America, but Obama has to face elections.
Muslims have no elections. They just seem to show up like Sheik bin Laden and become instant title bearers. In that, why didn't the Sheik declare himself to be Ayatollah instead of Sheik. It would seem a better deal, unless it has something to do with the host of hot chic wives bin Laden has.
That makes me question about those 70 virgins the suicide squads get. 70 virgins whether male or female as old gal Zawahiri was tuning up women to blow their heads off too, seems like kind of a crap shoot.
What I mean is, ok you got yourself eternity, which means you don't die nor does the old lady, all 70 of them. So that means no way out. No divorce, no suicide bombers and no graves.
That point made, that means you got 70 chics or studs there with no sexual experience. Of course if you were a bad lay like Obama, it means they wouldn't laugh at you, but even in eternity they are going to figure out you suck in the sack.
Then what happens? Do all 70 start laughing at Ahmadinejad? That doesn't sound like great sex for eternity in having 70 chics laughing at you as you grunt away on them.
Added to that, what if those virgins are bad lays? You know in any given group at least half the people suck at things. So you could end up with 35 women who really are boards in bed or 35 men who get off and just leave you lay there unsatisfied.
70 chics or studs seems like the worst of situations for Muslims in you know there is going to be a few Muchelle Obama's in there with big asses, timber thighs, faces which scare mice, titties which sag to their navels and...........well a mouth which says you stink, are lazy, are a crap husband and ..........well other things sure to shrink your dink and send you to the Lawrence Sinclair and Donald Young non virginal wing of eternity.
Speaking of Paris Hilton.
Is it not an embarassment to bill yourself as hot and to have thighs that look like Michelle Obama's?
I know I wasn't speaking Paris Hilton, but in searching for photos of Obama's tongue, she came up. For some reason, John McCain, George Bush and hosts of other Americans always show up in Obama photo searches.........I guess Muslim Obama is highly uninteresting.
How though in Paris nicely taking her clothes off, brings about another point. How do you know what you get unless you peal off the cloth? I mean Michelle Obama looks ghastly with clothes on, so how ghetto green vomit does she look lacking clothing protection?
Aren't there a great deal of missing parts in Obama's Islamic virgins? Yet no one seems to really ask the Ayatollahs, Imams, Clerics and whatever else are preaching about that odd koran in how Muslim souls are having all that sex as even demon incubus need to invade a human body to cush for the push.
All those missing parts sound a great deal like Obama's missing birth certificate that the Obama faithful believes completely in faith. All those faithful following Obama into the abyss willingly committing suicide for the cause, all for this mahdi with a halo on his head.
Yupper nothing 3rd world crazy about Obama nor nuts about his followers, following like suicide squads for their 70 virgins...........
Odd in the Godless ilk like Mark Halperin clinging to Obama in he gets nothing, not even a birth certificate or a virgin.
Muslim at least get a koran out of the deal, but Obama has such secret documents that he won't even share them with his faithful.
I would have been an Ayatollah and got the 70 virgins into Playboy so I could see what the wares were along with reading the kind of porn they like, so I didn't end up with something that like sheep or had Pegs Noonan wet undies over Obama.
I guess that is why I wanted Obama's real birth certificate as I don't like surprises or unanswered questions.
I know that is why I'm a Christian American as God answers all the questions always and America is a Republic for which she stands under that God.
That birther question just will not even go away with elections.
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Oh yes one more thing Columbo, as gays want to be in the military and gays want to be married legally, how about Obama drafting them into his taliban killer army.
They do this with some Mexicans who want to be legal Americans, so if gays love each other so much and love America like Obama, let the mountain come to Muhammad, draft gays into an all gay combat army, where they can prove their love for America and fidelity for their eternal partners.
Guess I don't just ask the hard questions, I come up with the hard answers.
Where is that Ayatollah application form..............Ayatollah Cherry..........where is my silk turban made from Marisol Nichols silk harem jammies.........
Back to asking the hard questions.
