I find thee entire Obama playing with his balls story preposterous as Obama' fake birth certificate posted online.Is not the one thing Obama practices at non stop is playing basketball and yet somehow this very tall Obama is somehow hit in the face with an elbow by a little Mexican named Sun man Decerega. "Real name is Rey, and that means sun in Spanish lingo".
So the cast was Reggie Love Handles, Sunny Decerega who apparently worked for Nancy Pelosi at one time in the Mexican House Caucus, and a nephew Avery Robinson with Arne Duncan........for some reason in this "5 on 5" game, the other 6 folks playing with their balls were not made public.
One wonders if they were Chicago gay bath house boys out for a romp.
So the story is tall Obama was playing defense on little Sunny and took an elbow when Rey turned to shoot his hot stuff over Obama. Obama gets 12 stitches in his lip, and we are told they are little stitches is why he needed so many of them..........for cosmetic purposes.
Most players use tape as it leaves no scars and most cuts are not gaping wounds, unless Obama was attacked in a Mexican knife fight, but that could not be on the court now could it?
If it was, was this a gay brawl where Obama was putting the moves on some sweaty gay boyfriend and things got out of hand?
Was this something instead of shower play in someone dropped the soap and Obama took a knee to the head in helping to suds up the Charlie Gibson position?
Or was this...............brace yourself.........here it comes............
Was Obama masturbating forcefully in all those sweaty men, and in getting so enamored with hisself, did Obama on the upstroke punch hisself in the mouth..........as he was........er ah........bending over in passion to................ah........you know ah.........give the Jon Stewart look alike comedian in his hand a little kiss?
I hope that was no too graphic.
Look the above three hypotheses are just as valid as tall Obama, towering over a skinny little Mexican, was somehow elbowed in the face as Obama rose to the shot and Sunny rose to the jump.
It makes more sense that Obama was bent over, and had his head for some reason on Sunny's butt and when Sunny turned, Obama took a pelvis to the face.
The only thing we know for certain is Obama left his ball playing cover story dabbing his lip, and then was seen by the puppy press, looking sullenly out the window of the White House with an ice pack on his face.
Typical of Obama he needs an entire ice pack on his head for a little cut, and then asks the doctor of lots of stitches, where some tape would do the job.
I last did some stitching in July. I always enjoy he work and my patient having two and a half inch cut which is about half of Obama's face required 3 stitches. I'm quite blessed in my hand, in I used the large thread, and my work left no marks whatsoever.
My Mom in her hip pinning had 3 incisions, and they put in 10 staples, and they have basically disappeared, and Mom's incisions were twice as large combined as Obama's mouth.
So either Obama is a whiner in demanding stitches to talk about, or he was jacking off and hit hisself in the head, or he was attacked by gay Mexicans when Obama went south of the border.
I guess that the Rio Grande is not the only dangerous place with Mexicans any longer as Barack Obama's Mexican adventure turned into one more bad omen for B. Hussein Obama.
Suck don't blow Barry as you got to protect them trombone lips.
agtG
Obama gets his 12
