Wednesday, November 24, 2010
A Tale of Two Twatzikas
What is the difference between Ann Coulter and Janet Napolitano?
The answer is there is no difference.
Both women have a pro gay agenda, both are Obama defenders, both have spent the Obama years calling Americans crazy in the Birther issue and both voted for B. Hussein Obama and are making fortunes off of him, as they attack Conservatives.
So when Ann Coulter starts attacking Naps Napolitano, it all takes on the disgusting air of lesbian cat fight. There is nothing pretty about lesbians duking it out, as women don't punch well, and fighting like men..........well just makes men cringe as a good cat fight must have panting, screaming, hair pulling and rolling about on the carpet.........hopefully somehow a pitcher of beer Tequila Sunrises is knocked over, making their blouses wet and then the men have to come in after about ten minutes and pull the exhausted lesbians off of each other.........and.......well I digress, but there is nothing enticing about two Obama chics duking it out.
Therefore there needs to be a new term for these Obama women, something like Hilda the uber frau starring in Uber Vixen. The wardrobe needs to be stipulated though that no leather be involved as somehow Napolitano just would looks sticking in it and Coulter would probably chafe.
The name for these new Obama frauds is Twatzikas, which one can figure out what that means in how pissy these kitties always act in their national socialism order.
How this TSA groping of Americans has been so at odds with Coulter and Napolitano is something akin to who has a blow up Obama doll and who does not.
See Janet Napolitano represents all these Obama votes who work at the TSA, but their only intimacy is a sticky keyboard. Naps doesn't have a flaming dark skinned chica like Hillary to warm her bed at night, so Napolitano is just transferring her lust to be fulfilled in all her Obama employees getting a little.
It is the the Obama holiday bonus package in getting to feel up to your bi sexual needs.
Think of it as a Kenyan sex shop in France, open 24/7 and non stop erotica.
Ann Coulter in the Twatzika phase is the woman low on testosterone, so this long nailed kitty doesn't want sex, and doesn't want anyone else to have sex. So fondling at the airport is a phobia of hers as she can't have orgasms and wouldn't know what to do with one if she got surprised by her Obama doll.
I see all of this as the Twatzika Syndrome in Coulter and Napolitano. We literally have a nation of sex phobes like Coulter who do not like sex, and we have a nation of nymphos like Napolitano who ache to have someone grab their "whats it" and molest them.
This all sectors back to Bill Clinton in being a hero like Teddy Kennedy of the left females in all these Obama voters want desperately to be felt up, and as America is out of goats who like grape jelly, they chose Obama, but Obama never showed up to do the licking that keeps on ticking.
The women who hated Clinton like Coulter, don't want anyone thinking of them sexually for contact. Sure Coulter tries to flaunt her Stephie Sandlin tits, but that is all look to torment you, but don't touch.
So none of this TSA groping is about security any more. It is now all about an Obama sex shop, in some dykes want to get fingered and some some dykes only want to waterboard the lusting agents to torture them.
Now none of this had to happen if Naps had just secured the border instead of wiping boogers on her sleeve all of 2009, while putting Americans on watch lists.
This then allowed Shiek bin Laden to rebuild al Qaeda, and all of Obama's good terrorists have now infiltrated America for attacks, and that is what has Napolitano in a fondling frenzy.
If Coulter had not been in bed with Gerald and Al Sharpton attacking Joseph Farah and Birthers, this would have all ended as Obama would have been removed from office in being undocumented.
See Little Annie's panties would now be not knotted up over the TSA and she would not be existing in fear of an unwanted orgasm by Obama voters, if she had just not been defending Obama.
In that it is strange in Coulter was busy enticing Obama and Napolitano was busy enticing terrorists. Coulter doesn't want to be touched and Napolitano wants to be groped, and the only folks not getting any are Obama and the terrorists, while Coulter lives in fear and Napolitano lives in lust.
That is what you get when you are a Twatzika. Poor Rush Limbaugh has a private jet and he can't even get off on watching his daughter Blondeberry get fondled, so he has to stress his back carrying cases of viagra to the jet.
Obviously we need a special boarding area for rich Rovians like Rush Limbaugh, so they can watch the fondling and have the best worlds of non consent Ann Coulter struggling as she grinds into the hand of some butch and see the nympho Naps Napolitano throwing the TSA fairy to the floor and face sitting on him, before he passes out as Naps screams out, "Faster pussycat faster faster!"
It is all so much easier when America just protected itself at the borders in keeping Muslim terrorists out, but that was before secular Muslim B. Hussein Obama got into the White House and made this all about sex in the airport.
Somehow I just can't get that horrid image out of my head in Napolitano liking the fondling, Coulter in a panic, Limbaugh taking long puffs on his cigar, Blondeberry having perspiration on her brow and Obama on closed circuit feed stroking his dog, saying, "Good boy.......gooooood boooooyyyy!"
Plug the damn hole.
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Twatzikas twatting it out