Literalville

Motto: Changing hearts and minds one hope at an Obama time.

chief citizen: Rush Limbaugh as Elton Blonde

chief occupant: blovenous pretender

village song: All I want for Sodom are these two butt cheeks

highest salary: sodomite Elton John paid 1 million dollars
for wedding entertainment

chief residence: Oedipus Rex Mansion

foremost psychopathy: marrying your blondeberry daughter
which you can not control to be her sugar daddy

Nearest fallout shelter to hide your Obamanism: Mark Levin's Bunker

Favorite subject: Blovenity

Favorite book: The Impotence of being Blovenous

chief industry: electing B. Hussein Obama

chief entertainment: ruining John McCain

village flower: the wish me not

chief occupation: convincing folks you are the Tea Party Leader

greatest fictional story: Right 99.7% of the time

greatest immovable object: John McCain

greatest weakness: the Bush family

official mascot: Punkin puss the cat

greatest corruption: tried to ruin bio fuels and now Al Gore agrees with Limbaugh

most notable accomplishment: people believe he believes what he says

official teleprompter of his thought: Drudge Report

official EIB Brain: The Audience which emails and gets no credit

favorite pastime: hiding in the closet

favorite current time: marrying women

favorite future time: divorcing women

greatest expense: divorce settlements

official laxative: viagra

greatest ally: liberal media

greatest threat: Sean Hannity

greatest achievement: Karl Rove

favorite sport: playing the back nine holes

favorite hobby: sucking on flavorful tightly wrapped cigars

favorite vacation: being arrested for liberal thangs

Epitaph in Stone: I never met a mistake I didn't like.

that's why I live in Liberalvi..........I mean Literalville

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