If I had a tomatoe
No not a potatoe
The kind of the cow jumped over the moon
I would make the little girl laugh a time and a half
Yes I would and do it so soon
What do you mean of tomatoe
And this potatoe
This thing with an E on the end of the O
It is like some quail on a school room scale
Some E and some O like a beau
So what if it was bow
Bow do you not know
Not like bow which is happening now
For if it is bow or bow, oh don't you know
In Queen's English the E is just for a show
Oh potatoe is just like tomatoe
And tomatoe is just like potatoe
You give them all wrapped up like soup in a cup
As a gift to make spirit's bright like stars in the night
The tomatoe is God's gift for the soul to sup
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