I must apologize concerning B. Hussein Obama in his Egyptian lust, as being normal, who would have known that Ms. Obama was looking to live out his secret fantasy of not just being some undocumented President of some country, but Mr. Obama in trying to oust President Mubarak, a documented Egyptian, so that Mr. Obama could be Cleopatra.........or the mansexual 21st century version as Cleobama.I realize that Cleobama rolls off the tongue like clap trap, but this issue of Mr. or Ms. Obama floating down the Nile in Egyptian Alexander the Great divided Empire, on his little boat, dressed in sheer fabrics, half naked men waving their big fans at him, while he awaits a hunky Roman General like Marc Antony to take a dip in her inviting waters is what Egypt is all about for Mr. Obama.
Who of us has not dreamt of being Cleopatra. Dressed up in our mother's jammies, sat on a grown ups chair, waved broom around as scepter breaking the lamp and blaming it on the cat, and finding that Hydrox cookies and milk was more satisfying than being Queen of Egypt, but for some of us like the Hostess of Chicago, Obamiana, they never get over the thrill of blaming pussy for all their problems in life, and it transcends past being President of some country in some White House to just having to revisit the jungle history of Africa, and somehow be a Nubian Queen who was probably more Greek than Ethiopian, but this is not about reality, this is about Mr. Obama bringing down Egypt, so he can become Queen of the Nile, Regent of the Pyramids, Empress of the Delta and Crocodile Mistress to Isis.
You remember that Saturday morning kids show starring Isis? Man was that chic ever hot. You know when all the other kids were watching Land of the Lost with Marshall, Will and Holly, that Obama was trying on Stan Ann's pantyhose pretending to be Isis in her little sexy costume with a fan blowing in his face, pretending he was flying.
Meanwhile back at Egypt..............
I regret to inform all of you, that we have now three choices, but only one choice. See the Americans can keep Obama and be Obama destroying the world. Obama can go to Berlin again with his little Adolf Axelrod costume and be Hitler and destroy the world, or Obama can become Cleobama in going to Egypt, invite a Roman to come in and give her a big shaft who is the anti Christ and destroy the world.
The only logical choice is Obama going to Egypt and destroying the world while being mounted by the anti Christ as he is the anti Messiah. Obama just does not look good in tan, and Hitler's SS was black, and Obama has a phobia over black people, so he can not be Hitler.
Frankly, Obama is not even American, and is African, so for documented reasons, Obama does not belong destroying America as he is completely uncomfortable with Mom, apple pie and a Chevy built in America, not China.
I really like Egyptians, but this is their Muslim Brotherhood boy. They created him, their Luo's down south impregnated a lust filled girl, and Obama chose Cairo to divide the world up at.
The debate must end there as Barack Hussein Obama is no American Ronald Reagan, B. Hussein just is not man enough to be Hitler, so all that is left in Obama's choices of ruling from, is Cairo as Cleobama.
Granted when Obama's adder shakes it's asp at me, it does nothing for me as Cleobama, but Chris Matthews leg tingles over this and Ann Coulter gets crusty undies over this stuff, so there is no doubt some Limbaugh Leaners just stroking over the thought of Obama on boat sailing into their pyramid of love.
The call of Egypt and Africa can not be denied Mr. Obama, as his Cousin Odinga already has Kenya, but Mr. Obama has always heard the notes of the higher cinematic review.
Mr. Spielberg, Ms. Obama is ready for her closeup as the Queen of the Nile.
Sorry Egypt, but you should have sent Obama to Nairobi when he came calling as he is the native son there. Now you can have him back, as America has done it's time in this Age of Obama.
Spike Lee are you listening............it is now BC, Before Cleobama and AC, After Cleobama.
Put some powder on that thing..........it sure does have a shine to it Mr. Lee.
agtG
