Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Nor For Long Obama


Leave it to Barack Hussein Obama to add the Pittsburgh Steelers to his list of dynasty families he has had assume room temperature.

First it was the Kennedy's, then it was the Clintons, then it was poor George W. Bush placed under house arrest as if he leaves America, Obama will have him in a gulag in Siberia as his Europeans are after el Busto, and now it is the Rooney family of the now Puttsburgh Rustoleums.

Is there anything Obama does not touch which does not end up abysmal?

Fully recall that Obama picked Michael Vick of the Philadelphia Eagles, a man on this way to being MVP of the NFL. No sooner had Obama uttered his curse of a pick on this fine black American, than Vick and the Eagles imploded in the worst playoff performance imagined.

Then Obama strolled in and stated he just knew the Chicago Bears were going to beat the Green Bay Packers.

The Bears up to that point had won the NFC central, were the home team, were the best team in the National Football Conference, and Obama letting his gaze come upon dah Bears, and the Bears looked like they went into hibernation early.
Urlacher and Peppers in defense were more like the Odd Couple in not playing at all when they are hall of famers in the making.

Then we came to the Bill O'Reilly, centrist you are Mr. Obama, if center is a 13 trillion dollars in debt to the left of center or if Ted Bundy is an altar boy after confessing he is a serial murderer.
Those two just should have got into the shower, dropped the soap and did what they do for all that invasion of the Super Bowl was.
Like that Go Daddy, Danika Patrick thing.........how in the hell can you make this woman repulsive in she is now not sexy, but cringe material?

I have one things to say about the Pittsburgh Steelers, and that is either the NFL is all fixed in games in they threw this game for Green Bay, as allowing the Packers to throw down field without any blitzes in the game winner is .........well like saying Obama is brilliant.
Something was completely off, or the Steelers came under the curse of Obama.

Jerry Glanville the great coach of several teams once told a ref that NFL stood for NOT FOR LONG if he kept making stupid calls like he was doing. NFL stands for Not For Long if B. Hussein Obama picks you for anything.

Obama picks Cairo and Egypt melts down. Obama picks Big Brown in the Triple Crown and that poor horse which was a winner didn't even finish the last race.
There is absolutely nothing that mom jeans Obama picks in life which does not end up like Gabrielle Giffords with her skull chopped off and sewed into her gut to keep it later for a patch up.
What was one the mouth that Harry Reid drooled over to fellate his fossilized bone is now just the mouth that drools after Obama attacks Arizona on border busters.

My Pittsburgh Steelers were doing just fine until the Obama magik rubbed off. Michael Vick would have been MVP and now Tom Brady is. Chicago would have been in the Super Bowl to lose to the Steelers, and now both are losers wondering what the hell happened on the way to glory.

Like all things, Obama happened. Obama is a loser, his omens are all the loser end, and after suffering through all of this, I really don't care to watch football again as it all now has that musk of Obama in the kid who runs like duck, wishing on the monkey in his pants for luck, and everyone else has bad luck paying Obama's endless, perpetual debt.

Is time for the Steelers or Bears to have cheerleaders. They could hire me to manage them and I would hire Denise Porter, formerly thee most beautiful cheerleader employed by the Carolina Panthers to do the girl things with the girls, as one must delegate responsibilities as Mama Bear and Cub Rooney really need an infusion of the fountain of youth to overcome the touch of Obama, as it ain't gold.


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