Sunday, February 13, 2011
Not even one beaver
That B. Hussein or Black Buzzard Obama as the Indians call him, sure don't make a good parle when it comes to the company's money. In fact, Obama must have been on Manhattan Island when the boys from the lowlands bought it for a few beads.
What I mean by this is Obama spent 1.56 trillion dollars on nothing. America still has 23% unemployment, is still losing his Cold Sore Wars and Mrs. Ed is still on a feed like she has a 47 foot tapeworm coming off a 7 year famine.
Obama had 13 vacations (6 by CBS count), played basketball 20 times, had 29 rounds of golf, 3 fritters and 2 snowcones. That all averages out to about 30 million dollars each time he played with his balls.
Get the meaning of Manhattan in Americans are now the bucks trading away the squaws for some firewater.
If Jews and Arabs have not changed the calender marking 2010 AD, it still had 365 days in it, but Obama was on Air Force One 172 trips or that means DAYS. He was in that plane more than he was working in the White House for America sake.
Goodness if you add up vacations of 5 days each, meaning 65 days, 49 days of ball playing, 172 days flying around America, that alone adds up to 286 days. Cripes that only leaves 75 days in a year and if you take away 52 Sundays when Obama was hiding from the Lord, it means part time job Obama was maybe on the job 23 days, take off his birthday, federal holidays that have to be a dozen and you get 10 days in office.
...........and we haven't even talked about his 3 months in overseas vacations to bow to the world.
Oh CBS says Obama was out of the country 22 days, so I think Islam did change the calendar as somehow Obama had a year 12 days longer that the Julian Calendar allows.
Another Obama miracle!
I noticed that Vanessa Williams the porn Miss America of tan looks horrid in big hair and her nostrils have grown with age too. Granted Bob Barker now looks like something that is cut from a dog's scrotum, but it is just plain scary how these Obama voters for 1.56 trillion dollars are looking so ghastly.
On the flip side, our Supergirl American chic Laura Vandervoorte of V is only getting better looking as an undocumented alien.
Almost makes one forget about Armageddon to see God get His rainbows right in human form.
I digress, but it sure beats Obama.
I know Obama is not a practicing Jew, because in 2010 he at like 400 pounds of lobster. This guy and the wife eat lobster like Lyndon Johnson ate chili.
I never did figure out what the draw for lobster was in it has no taste. It is like eating what I would suppose an Angel Fart. It simply is there, but it has no after effects.
Now LBJ chili that is something I could hold on to. Lyndon did her up right with cheese and piles of raw onions on top. I love sour cream too, but it never did impress J. Edgar Hoover's ulcer when Mr. Texas had him over for a sit down.
The glutton Obamas like chuck, as in Indian lingo for food. Now I don't think Obama eats dog, little horse foals in their own placenta as was a delicacy, but Black Buzzard expects a feed everywhere he goes and he gets it.
He has worn Air Force One out, worn Marine One out and is wearing out the rectums of platoons of Soldiers in their asses are being shot off and the ones remaining are now gay fodder in do ask and do yell.
Obama is really an Indian giver in he gives away everything and then wants everything back, out of someone elses pocket. His deals all suck for America in he gives Putin nuclear superiority and wants Jews to eat Iranian nukes.
Poles get slavery and Obama gets a free ride.
1.56 trillion dollars. That really bothers me as there was not even a beaver in the deal. Used to be a 90 pound bundle of made beaver was the standard in any deal in America. Obama didn't get one, didn't get no tail to make bean soup, all put on the coals and bubbled up succulent, but Obama got no beaver and no tail.
Little different than Bill Clinton as all he got was beaver and tail.
Well it is a Karl Rove world of spending, and Karl was afraid of Delaware beaver and Alaska tail.
You know Obama never did explain what or who he was shaving when his daughter told him to, "Plug the damn hole!"
Why don't Obama's children look anything like him? Maybe that is why he takes his daughters out on dates. Muchelle is the egg donor, but maybe there were surrogate fathers.
Maybe that is why Obama was so busy collecting semen from gay males like Lawrence Sinclair and Donald Young. Maybe Don was offed for wanting visitation rights.
All so complicated with undocumented Obama not getting any beaver for the bucks. I guess that is where rumors start.
Ladle me up some beans and beaver there Manitou as I'm paying for this Obama feast. Got to put something on my ribs until Sarah Palin brings home the moose stew.
I wonder what Obama would bring home as a hunter gatherer............but hunger.
The difference between B. Hussein Obama if a T and G..........hunTer and hunGer.
Nothing like an Obama famine to make you appreciate a good beaver and a good tail.
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