When I first saw this photo, I thought someone was photoshopping B. Hussein into some goofy third world wedding, but as I studied it, it made no sense as the chic was pretty.As I did some research this Obama look alike in this photo is Shahrukh Khan a Bollywood actor who by all accounts of it, has the Reagan style made for the White House photo op.
I started wondering why out of all the low self esteem, self loathing dope headed bi sexuals, did America have to get stuck with Muchelle and Bearick Obama? I mean couldn't the cartels who installed Obama at least picked out a couple which were attractive, instead of this joke in propaganda about Muchelle being Jackie O?
Just compare the wedding photo if you don't believe me in what cruel hoax this is.
On one side you have the black and white Obamas looking like they got caught in headlights and at the same time both thinking they made GQ and centerfold catches in lust is blind.Then look at Bollywood in knowing he is going to be nailing the finest Indian chic he could trade for and the look on her face is bliss in knowing that the cobra is coming to the love den tonight.
How can you not feel cheated? Goodness in Chicago, Patty Blagojevich is a hottie. You know from old Bears games there were hot black Honeybear cheerleaders, as much as the Bulls got hot cheerbabes who are really black........yet Obama all he comes home with a ward precinct guys daughter who was friends with the real prize in Jesse Jackson's daughter.
Would not this all be a little easier if Muchelle was a real Michelle? Put it this way liberals, George W. gave you Laura who was easy on the eyes, could you not at least get a black guy with Eddie Murphy taste to make the poison of Obama go down?
It gets worse in this Obamass card that says it all.
It is not enough that Shahrukh Khan is still Obama uggo, but his wife is like world class centerfold now. The children look like they came out of an Indian pedophile shoppers catalogue for wealthy oil Muslims to marry.
Even the Khan's friends are gorgeous........and what do you get with Obama, but bed partner Reggie Love and that Val-erie Jarrett whose face looks like some remake of Planet of the Missing Links.
I saved the worst for last, as I want you to look at Muchelle and then flash to Guari Khan. One makes you wince and the other makes you sigh and say, "If only she was First Lady".
I wager that if the Obama's were not such ugly people and have such selfish children that the Birthers would have only had a few tea drinker and the Tea Party would not have made the GOP in charge of the House in 2011.
If Gauri Kahn was First Lady, she would counter the NBC's sir jacks allot commentators and Obama would still be on his Marxist way.
It makes one wonder really if the next time some Indian agent send over a Condom bomber at Christmas if they happened to take Obama and family back to be Bollywood actors and left the Khan family in charge instead of the con family in the White House, how many Americans would pretend not to notice once they saw Guari Khan?
I bet you would have leg tingler Chris Matthews saying, "Well ah, Joe Scarborough, I guess the Obama took a long steam bath and shrunk as Michelle looks very lovely today."
Rush Limbaugh would say, "Did you see that Michelle Obama, I really like what she did with her hair........it even makes Obama seem not so commie today".
I know Americans would just pleasingly delude themselves into the trade. Ariana Huffington would remark about how there seemed to be change in the air in this new Obama seems more in tune with the lusts of America.
Life would be good again with an Indian actor in the White House and his hot wife. Yes this undocumented Obama and Mrs. Ed simply pretending to be an American couple lacks the Oscar nomination quality, and that has been the problem all along as no one is buying the Obama story.
Wouldn't it be much better in.............
I swear my name is Khan and my wife and I were kidnapped in exchange for Bearick and Muchelle..........YOU MUST BELIEVE ME.
To which John Boehner would reply, "Sure sure Mr. Khan, just sign the rationed death rejection law Barack Obama........as you can be anyone you want as Ann Coulter certified you".
This is what a First Lady is supposed to look like on Vogue.
...and to all sweet dreams are made of these.
agtG
