Thursday, March 24, 2011
He's a travelin' tan
I know I have an answer for the phobic spending reducers of Boehner, Obama and Pelosi in one immense cost saving measure.
I advocate that American puts B. Hussein Obama on permanent vacation, parties and golf outings, as he is spending 95% of his time in those conditions any way.
Mr. Obama spends around 1 billion dollars a year in play as it is so exhaustive just being the dear leader of America. As an advocate of Mr. Obama, this blog has always championed what is best for Barry OS (Obama Soetoro) and putting him on vacation permanently would save Americans a fortune.
Some might think a Conservative would stick the undocumented usurper in some Mexican brothel, but no, this blog is looking out for the welfare of the Obama's and here is the plan I want Boehner, Pelosi and Jarrett to advocate into law.
First, America sends the Obama's permanently to the French Riviera. America rents them a nice chalet for 1 million dollars a month.
This chalet is close to Monaco, so the Obama's will have non stop parties to attend to entertain themselves in.
Second, Mr. Obama gets a 1 million dollar Frenchie Marine 1 helicopter per month expense voucher to ride around in for Paris shopping trips, Monaco trips and whatever else dear leader decides to be batty about for the day on a first date with the wife.
Third, this blog does not want Mr. Obama to be bored in the least, as he needs playmates to adore him.
In that, for 1,500 dollars in commercial airline seats America will fly in 1000 people per month to play with Bearick in round trip tickets. That is 1.5 million dollars a month in travel expenses.
Now as we tally this up, we know Mr. Obama spends around 70 million dollar for his Rio type working vacations. That is how one ends up spending a billion dollars a year on travel.
So 1 million for the house and servants with food, is 12 million a year. 1 million too in helo expenses is 12 million. The playmate travel is 1.5 million or 18 million a year in expenses, all added up it 42 million dollars.
1 billion normal Obama vacation expenses minus 24 million leaves 968, 000, 000 dollars for Obamites like Boehner that is nine hundred sixty eight million dollars in savings, just by putting B. Hussein Obamand the wife on vacation per year.
This is a first step and is quite sound and reasonable. As I would never want to imprison Mr. Obama in his chalet, Mr. Obama could thumb rides on any other foreign leaders jet to take him to Iran for example and when Medvedev of Russia flies in from stalking Japan, Obama could go to Moscow for a few weeks, Berlisconi could fly in from Italy and Obama could return to Rome, and I would then allow if Mr. Obama could thumb a ride on some NATO flight going to say Brussels and would divert to Paris, that would just be pineapple upside down cake fine.
This is the remedy for Mr. Obama's splurges which are a compulsion addiction for him. Put him on vacation, bring in loads of people which is 30 per day to make him think the world is beating a path to his door, let him mingle with the elite at Monaco and be entertained by leftists, let him bum rides off of other leaders, and let him lord over France in looking down at it from a helo, and Mr. Obama will be in the psychaiatric...........err chalet he needs.
This will save America a fortune every year as 2012 is not coming fast enough to save America. Therefore let us save Mr. Obama and by doing that save almost a billion dollars a year in Barry as the travelin' tan.
agtG
I'm a travelin' tan Made allot of stops All over the world.........