
Will states, "I'm obsessed with baseball and obsessed with politically raping Sarah Palin. In the Letterman cocktail crowd, I can have my wiener and eat it too.

Hannity writes, "As a good Irish Catholic boy, I just can not get enough of a good read by a Jesus basher by rubbing shoulders with Sir Elton at Limbaugh's wedding and endanger my eternal soul in the blasphemy.

Beck states, "I didn't plagiarize this. I really did write the Bible as Allah Obama is the messiah and I'm his prophet ".

O'Reilly states, "I would drop my soap for Barry Obama any time".

Limbaugh states, "Reading this was like living it".

Levin states, "After reading this, I put my pets as my executrices of my estate, let them sleep with my wife, I donated a kidney to them, disowned my children to adopt them and I now sleep on the floor.

Coulter states, "Gangs with those big black, dangerous, big blacks in them intrigued me with those big black weapons they carry which go bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.....oh bang."

Rove states, "As a closeted man, I gayly was enticed by this rough feeling cover which spanked my fingers and pinched my tips."

Simone states, "Ditto to the title as Limbaugh calls those Tea Party folks kooks".

Krauthammer states, "I couldn't have said it better myself being an elitist patrician, but I would add I hate Sarah Palin as strong women frighten me".

Steyn states, "I just can't put this one page down in reading it hours and days as it is Ann Coulter certified that Obama is an American."

Noonan comments, "Finally someone has recorded my life story, but I do have the pictures on Yahoo if you want to see".

Strange is it, what not, eh?
Where's the Birth Certificate?
agtG
Got the bubble headed bleach blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you about the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet
You know the boys in the newsroom
Got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry.
Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers
In every body's pie