George Will recommends, BALLING THE DIAMOND, by David Letterman, a coastal melding of perverted sex with America's favorite past time.Will states, "I'm obsessed with baseball and obsessed with politically raping Sarah Palin. In the Letterman cocktail crowd, I can have my wiener and eat it too.
Sean Hannity recommends, ELTON'S JOHN by Sir Elton John, a fairy story told throug the eye of Elton John's old penis.Hannity writes, "As a good Irish Catholic boy, I just can not get enough of a good read by a Jesus basher by rubbing shoulders with Sir Elton at Limbaugh's wedding and endanger my eternal soul in the blasphemy.
Glenn Beck recommends THE BIBLE written by Glenn Beck, an interesting account that sounds familiar for some reason.Beck states, "I didn't plagiarize this. I really did write the Bible as Allah Obama is the messiah and I'm his prophet ".
Bill O'Reilly of FOXHOLE news, recommends, SOAP DROPPER by Joe Biden, a poignant tale of the clean negro Barack Hussein Obama is.O'Reilly states, "I would drop my soap for Barry Obama any time".
Rush Limbaugh recommends EATAPUSS BLONDEBERRY, a Greek tragedy tapped out by Bill Clinton, about a man without children who marries a blonde suffering from daddy syndrome.Limbaugh states, "Reading this was like living it".
Mark Levin recommends IT TAKES A KENNEL by animal activist Cleveland Amory in the story of animals are equal to humans.Levin states, "After reading this, I put my pets as my executrices of my estate, let them sleep with my wife, I donated a kidney to them, disowned my children to adopt them and I now sleep on the floor.
Ann Coulter recommends GANG BANG , by Stanley Ann Dunham in a touching story examining jungle fever in the modern mob.Coulter states, "Gangs with those big black, dangerous, big blacks in them intrigued me with those big black weapons they carry which go bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.....oh bang."
Karl Rove recommends PUFFY LIPS by author Democrat Barney Frank in a tale of a tongue gone wild.Rove states, "As a closeted man, I gayly was enticed by this rough feeling cover which spanked my fingers and pinched my tips."
Mark Simone recommends CRAZY ASS TEA PARTY WACKO TERRORIST RADICALS SO GIVE ME MICHAEL MOORE AND OBAMA, PELOSI and REID by Val-erie Jarrett.Simone states, "Ditto to the title as Limbaugh calls those Tea Party folks kooks".
Charles Krauthammer recommends REAGAN BLUE STATE and RUSSERT RED by Tim Russert, a propagandistic tale of how to term Americans right wing rednecks by protecting instead liberal red communists.Krauthammer states, "I couldn't have said it better myself being an elitist patrician, but I would add I hate Sarah Palin as strong women frighten me".
Mark Steyn recommends, I'M A BELIEVER by Barack Britisher Hussein Obama, a fraudulent document created on a computer program.Steyn states, "I just can't put this one page down in reading it hours and days as it is Ann Coulter certified that Obama is an American."
Peggy Noonan recommends, SEX & THE SINGLE LIQUOR FLAVORED BLOW UP DOLL NAMED BARRY by Anthony Weiner.Noonan comments, "Finally someone has recorded my life story, but I do have the pictures on Yahoo if you want to see".
Apparently none of these front bench leaders of the right, our protectors with million dollar salaries, could find Jerome Corsi's book in a way to save America from the Obama abyss.Strange is it, what not, eh?
Where's the Birth Certificate?
agtG
Got the bubble headed bleach blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you about the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet
You know the boys in the newsroom
Got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry.
Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers
In every body's pie
