Thursday, June 23, 2011

Toke me a Reggie


The wife is always the last to know...........


Muchelle: Stinky, why is there always that Donald Young half neckid coming out Harrison's pad?

Bearick: Oh baby, you know that Barry...........Harrison has that sweet butt them gay boyz just can't get enough of.

Muchelle: Stinky, I have never seen that Harrison J. Bounel.

Bearick: Baby trust me baby..........mmmm, I have.



The wife is always the last to know...........



Muchelle: Stinky you going out riding in that limo again?

Bearick: Yeah baby got to buff that car as it did some hard riding last night.

Muchelle: You do an awful lot of buffing in that car Stinky.

Bearick: Got to babes for the big tips.......and last night Mr. Sinclair gave me an extra.

Muchelle: But Stinky, I never see the money............Stinky? Stinky? Stinky!


The wife is always the last to know......


Muchelle: Stinky, are you smoking?

Bearick: No baby, that is just you so hot.

Muchelle: I said are you smoking?

Bearick: Babes, I just toke my Reggie.

Muchelle: Your what?

Bearick: Baby my joint........you know my Reggie.

Muchelle: Oh......



The wife is always the last to know.


Muchelle: Stinky, what about that blonde woman I hear about you talking to?

Bearick: Baby you seen my blackberry. There ain't no women even on there except you and Val.

Muchelle: Just men?

Bearick: See baby, just men.


The wife is always the last to know.


Muchelle: Stinky why can't I go to that massage club with you and Rahm Emanuel?

Bearick: Baby you know it is a men's only club. You don't want no one thinking you are a man now do you?

Muchelle: You saying people would mistake me with my clothes off for a man?

Bearick: Babes you know I married you for your complete package mister.

Muchelle: You say the sweetest thangs.


The wife is always the last to know.



Muchelle: Stinky what is all this back nine holes you been playing with?

Bearick: Babes it is just golf.

Muchelle: Stinky that Titcomb golfing buddy from high school you hook up with in Hawaii was arrested for manwhore prostitution I read.

Bearick: Babes it is just golf.

Muchelle: Stinky Rush Limbaugh who has Elton John sing at his wedding keeps hinting he wants a round with you just like Bohenher had.

Bearick: Babes it is just golf..............


The wife is always the last to know.




agtG




Obama's close friend arrested for prostitution


POSTED: 01:30 a.m. HST, Apr 07, 2011





http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/20110407_Obama_friend_arrested.html
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A regular Hawaii golfing buddy and Punahou School friend of President Barack
Obama was among four people arrested Monday night during a prostitution sting
operation in Kakaako by Honolulu police.

Waialua resident Robert Richard "Bobby" Titcomb, 49, was arrested at South and
Pohukaina streets at 9:40 p.m. Monday.

Titcomb was charged with prostitution and released after posting $500 bail at
11 p.m. The offense is a petty misdemeanor that carries a $500 fine. People
convicted may also face probation, community service or up to 30 days in jail.

Titcomb, interviewed for a 2004 Honolulu Star-Bulletin article on his childhood
friend and then-U.S. Senate candidate, was described as a "commercial fisherman
and Continental Airlines flight attendant."

Titcomb was one of four men arrested in a "reverse sting" targeting
prostitution customers. HPD declined to give specifics about the location or
other details about the operation.

HPD spokeswoman Michelle Yu said the department has ongoing prostitution
operations. The sting that swept up Titcomb was neither unusual nor the result
of an increase in anti-prostitution enforcement.

Yu declined to confirm or deny a TV report that the reverse sting involved a
fake Internet site designed to lure customers.

There have been a number of prostitution arrests recorded at South and
Pohukaina streets over the past several months. HPD has previously declined to
comment on those arrests.

In a complaint filed in District Court yesterday, prosecutors said that on
Monday, "Robert Richard Titcomb did engage in or agree or offer to engage in
sexual conduct … with another person, for a fee thereby committing the offense
of prostitution."


Titcomb is scheduled to appear in District Court on May 2 at 8:30 a.m.

The president last played golf with Titcomb during the first family's most
recent holiday vacation over Christmas and New Year's. On Dec. 30, 2010, the
president and his family spent the day at Titcomb's beachfront home in
Mokuleia, where they ate barbecue, played volleyball and hung out on the beach.

In August 2008, Titcomb was one of two friends and a Secret Service agent who
accompanied Obama when he dropped flower petals into the waters at a point near
Halona Blowhole, where his mother's ashes were scattered several years earlier.

Titcomb attended Punahou a year behind Obama but did not graduate from the
school. Obama graduated in 1979.

In June 1987, Titcomb was arrested for driving under the influence of
intoxicating liquor, a petty misdemeanor, and striking an unattended vehicle, a
violation. He also was arrested for criminal contempt of court, a misdemeanor,
and driving without a seat belt. He pleaded guilty to those charges in August
1989, was fined $290 and had his license suspended for 90 days. Titcomb has
nothing else on his criminal record.

Michael J. Ramos, a 1978 Punahou graduate and another member of Obama's annual
Hawaii entourage, said he has known Titcomb for 30 years. "I love him like a
brother, he's a great friend, he's got a big heart and he's a good man," he
said. "I just feel really bad for him in this situation. It's a personal matter
and I hope he will have some privacy to work it out."

Ramos, who now lives in Denver, last saw Titcomb during Obama's last visit here
in December-January.

"He's someone I look up to in many ways. He embodies the best of the aloha
spirit and I just feel bad for him."