I have been noticing something troubling. There are Canadians just on the American border and lots of them.
I have checked this out extensively in these Canadians can not be found in France, Poland, Australasia, England, Norway, Africa, South America, Asia...........the only place you can find them congregated is in...............Canada.
I checked and they have been invading America........there is Alex Trebek, Norm McDonald who became and American after 9 11..........(was that to throw off suspicion on these Canadians?).........and William Shatner, the John Wayne of Outer Space........all Canadians.
Elvis dies and everyone keeps seeing him.........but when John Candy dies no one sees him. What is that all about, is John Candy a secret agent hiding about the land to.........do something Canadian to America?
I checked further and these Canadians have their own radio and television stations speaking Canadian eh.
They have colleges and universities teaching more Canadians to be Canadian.
Something is just not right here as if you look for Mexicans..........well more Mexican are in America than Mexico.......just like there are more Jews in America than Israel........why with so many Canadians assembled just north of these United States..........are there only these few scouts being sent it to ...............do Canadian things?
Then there is that British Columbian child, Barack Hussein Dunham Obama Soetoro and some other Canadian sounding names. Is Obama some Canadian conspiracy as I hear those Canucks are quite crafty fellows in making their football stadiums bigger than Americans and changing the rules..........is this what they did with British Indonesian Marxist Obama in taking a foreigner and making him Canadian............all to install him into the American White House?
Hmmm it makes you think now doesn't it?
I looked up on the weather thing and I found that all that cold air comes from.......yes you guessed it, Canada.
If there was no Canada, America would be balmy Mediterranean climate which Obama could send out riotous Mulims to turn us all into Sharia law.
Is that what those tricky Canadians are doing? Freezing America into submission so we can not be Keith Ellison Mooselums wearing burkahs, and they have instead destined us all to be wearing mad bomber hats.....or is it caps eh?
They even got these Obama Seals up there called the Royal Canadian Mounties. Granted they always get their man and do not murder Muslims like Osama bin Laden in his bed clothes.........but just what do Americans have to fear when Obama turns these Mounties loose on Americans?
Yeah and doncha know, they even have had this cartoon for years programming American children called Dudley Dooright.
Sure no America Dooright, but Dudley.........and there is there American looking Teddy Roosevelt Inspector with this yummy American looking daughter named Nel, who is always being kidnapped by Snidely Whiplash tying poor Nel to the tracks.............and we know Obama cronie Warren Buffett owns all the American railroads.............so is this what these Canadians mean to do to Americans in tying our women folk to the tracks run over by Goebbels Buffett in his American holocaust cutting out the gas chambers............and sure it will be the Canadians rescuing them, so our chics all want a Canuck hubby..........
Uh huh!
And take a look at what else I found.
Canada produces men. Men who fish, hunt and trap like Teddy Roosevelt................America produces an Obama who lures the men folk into cuddling in bed after playing sissy games like golf and basketball.
Canadians pay their bills..........while Obama runs up America's bills.
You betcha this is something going on here in this Canadian Conspiracy for Obama............where did Obama go first? Canada.
Uh huh!
These Canadians even have their own flag..........a maple leaf in red and white......but no American blue. What is that all about leaving out us Americans?
I even have heard Canadians rehearsing they are Americans.
Uh huh?
What comes next, birth abstracts from Canadian Hawaii.............with their dead attending doctors with smiley faces on the certificates?
You can see now that there is this Canadian conspiracy and it is exactly the plan Barack Hussein Obama.......or should I say Vancouver Hussein Obama has been carrying out.
I would watch them Canadians as they are up to something.............I just know it looks a whole lot like what Obama has been up to in years past peering over the border and finding a way to sneak in and take control over the whole sea to shining sea.
Canadians!
agtG
