One would think that Kenya is a place of Obama no plumbing, Rothschild game parks for the elite and little black children to pet, but for all the heroes of that paradise of what once was, there was also the absolute John Kennedy orgy worst in a group of patricians who took to those valleys to get away from the Victorian morals, and in license and debauchery turned a place called Happy Valley into a whore's den.
That was what those people were called were the Happy Valley Set and the things done there would have made Sodom blush......probably Bangkok too. If you ever saw that horridly boring movie, White Mischief, made from the book by that title, that is the place in Kenya where it all took place........and you know it was riotous as the Nairobi crowd was not exactly tame even with mosques, synagogues and Churches.......and the locals all having numerous wives to till their gardens.
The stars of the movie were Joss Ackland, Brian Browne and Greta Scachi. Brian Browne is the stereotypical Englishmen in that school look about him........and for some reason he and his type have always reminded me of Anthony Wiener in too penis looking, but maybe that is what some women like is a man who looks like a giant penis.
I suppose though my hate for Browne has to do with he married the absolutely gorgeous Rachel Ward of Australia.........apparently has been quite faithful to her, as she quit the movies and raised a brood of children on a ranch in Oz.
Browne sucks royal as far as my book goes as he not only got to roll around in bed with Greta Scachi in a movie naked, but got the real deal in Rachel Ward.
I figure if he makes Heaven for Jesus sake, Brian Browne must be on eternal latrine duty, where some town has people crapping the size of elephants.........as he won the lottery here a dozen times over.
I digress.......
Kenya though peaked about the time White Mischief took place in that group of whores was into wife swapping, drugs and endless parties. It was old Sir John Henry "Jock" Delves Broughton who married the Greta character in Diana Caldwell, who ended up in one of the adulterous affairs with the 22nd Earl of Errol in Jossyln Hay.
Hay was quite the manwhore and in time was found one evening not driving a Buick with a bullet hole in his head.
All the women were quite in mourning over Hay being dispatched, and hubby Jock went on safari for a week, whereby upon returning he was promptly arrested and found not guilty after a sensational trail at the capital.
Can't blame those colonials for acquitting the guilty until proven innocent, as they were no doubt thinking someone should have shot the whole damn bunch years before.......and at least hauled the woman whores up the Nile to be shipped over to Zanzibar where they would have added to the Empire's treasury.
Julia Roberts brother, Eric, got to roll around in a bed of pillow feathers with Greta Scachi too.....I like Eric though as he is a terrific actor, unlike that ishy sister of his Julia.
Eric can be found on the Young and the Restless.......he is a talent too wasted like Scachi who never got any good movies to propel her to the place she deserved........last I saw Greta she was on set of The Mentalist in a bit part playing a cop.
One can see though why all the African penis were saluting Diana, as while she was not as beautiful as Greta, she certainly was better than the average chimp riding around in car.
She did ok though in 4 marriages, amassing fortunes and land, eventually married Lord Delamere, and died of a heart condition in New York City..........all without trying to stick some Kenyan bastard into the White House.
Good looks always seem to get women into trouble..........good looking men just are not much trouble as they 10 cc themselves to death by all that ejaculating they do.....odd how the ugly successful men do better with the chicks than the jocks.........is that business in women always marry the male they think they can dominate and then end up hating the woosie, and going off with some foreigner after nailing the hired help........Princess Diana for example.
There was always the English fag stuff going on though, so a modern Barack Obama would have been at home in any whore house as you know Lederer's Bar was just that, and Barack Obama was not only a bastard, conceived in a whore's house and his mum was a prostitute for the Soviet.
I don't know in that, what not eh? I think I might just print up a calling card with that on it, as it would make a bloody shocking introduction to make David Letterman even wish he was a boffer boy.
It has always been the problem with the Obama crimes in there never have been any pretty women around to make it interesting...........just Obama in his big ugly and Muchelle and her bigger ugly, and those trolls about them like Val-erie Jarrett who make everyone cringe about sex.
If Obama was a real man from Whore Island, he would at least have some women about the shop pretending he was not a queer, so he would have some appeal.
Obama with his man boobs on the beach, to his gay interview with Charlie Gibson and rolling about in bed with Brian Williams asking advice.........that flossing thing with Reggie Love, well Obama has been the sodom leader from day one, and that has been the problem a sure Pegs Noonan wanted to turn him to be a real lesbian, and Ann Coulter wanted to BDSM him, but Obama is just not interesting.........not even for the Happy Valley set to slum with the designer negro and pretend perhaps they got knocked up to make sex at least not stinky.
This is what you get with the mansexuals in no Hollywood sluts want to ride Obama, either of them, and no boy toys want to get stinky with either Muchelle or Bearick.
Sure Huma and Hillary lather, but you can see that in the hag and the designer bag, but with Obama it is just boring, boring, boring.
You look at Greta and Diana and you immediately know hosts of people want to go to bed with them........with Obama the thought never crosses your mind, any more than looking at a trilobite congers up any thoughts of passion.
The Kenya crowd who Obama would never have been invited to even attend tea with.......Happy Valley, but David Letterman's cocktail crowd just loves the joke.
nuff said
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