I thought I would offer you children some advice as some of you are becoming quite the important people in making waves in the media, and sooner or later you are going to have one of my best friends contact you, gushing to tell your story on television or in print.
In the past months, I have had a best friend who will remain nameless. She though had this hair which flowed like a cascading mountain stream, looked like a jeans ad in her designer jeans and was Miss America pretty...........now Don Henley might of have called her a bubble headed bleach blonde, but I will just call her my new best friend as she was so interested in telling my story.
When she asked..........I told her no.
She of course came back and persisted..........I said no.
See children there are a few things you need to know as you become internationally famous.
First thing is, I rank reporters right down there with pedophiles, murderers and stinky vomit encrusted bums crawling with ticks and lice.
I might be stuck terming myself at times as a journalist, but blogger even with it's condescending tone is much more friendly as the press is as Mark Twain termed then 2 centuries past in nothing but gossips and drunks.
What you do not know and most find out too late, is the reporter is a pimp for their bosses and a john trying to make you a whore on your dead body dumped in an alley.
The more buzz they can generate to get people yelling at you, the better it is for them, as that means a job in a first market and running the backstabbing line up at FOX for O'Reilly's job.
None of these feeders cares one whit about you. They will use you to explode a story and then leave you in the crater of your life, as people will be coming up to you months later usually spitting venom at you while you are with some children in your care.
It gets really so much better too, as once you become the story, well they will naturally talk to your neighbors, friends and family....................God in heaven, I do not know the number of stupid family members who chatter on to the press when it pays attention to them, and never consider, "Hey your big mouth is making not only yourself, your children, but your sibling a target too..........", but hey the reporter doesn't care as they will milk this story for all it is worth as they move on to the next child killer.
Then you really start finding things out, as government agencies all of a sudden start doing checks on you........as they got an Obama axe to grind and you would be so very surprised how many police find a way to drive by your home or follow you around the block, just to be a prick to let you know they didn't like your challenging the status quo.
This is why when I see these idiots on television who stop some robbery by phoning the police........and then go on camera, because some sexy smiling reporterette showed them so much attention, I just scream, "OK you just stopped a robbery. Those criminals lives are ruined. They are in prison. Their criminal friends and family are still loose and they know where you live and who you are........and it usually is some 70 year old woman in need of a firearm, but vote democrat.
So we have another statistic in the making as the criminal bides their time and will show up later to do something spiteful.
None of that is worth anything in ever talking to the press. My little skirt after promising me all the attention any prostitute could ever dream of, has now moved on up her feeder chain, as she charmed a hundred other dolts into going on camera to become a story, which made her a career and made them 15 seconds famous and 1500 birds flipped at them as people say, "Hey you're that prick who complained about pothole and now my taxes went up 1500 bucks!"
So when you become a large enough problem that the press wants to be your friend........delete the email or hang up the phone. If they corner you, just keep saying NO COMMENT and you do not have permission to photograph me or use anything I say.
Chant it like your name, rank and serial number, because the pretty girl reporter is not going to be your friend next week, as she has someone else to exploit and you are going to have to deal with her damage the rest of your life.
As the noble Ray Donovan said in the Reagan years, after the press ruined him, and liberals at justice indicted him, AND HE WAS FOUND INNOCENT, "Where do I go now to get back my good name?"
Do not lose your good name for a quickie with the press........you have your posts and your blog, with other bloggers to tell your story, and give you your shield.
Be content with that or you will never get out from under any of this.
.......one more thing, while I did not play with the cute girl, I did have a nasty little boy try to bait me in to do his program, but I instead turned it all over to God........and you know what?
Well, this well connected person who was the new rising star just a few month ago, was shown the door this week and fired.
God really does protect His children and balances things out.
Talk to yourself, talk to your blog or talk to God, but leave the fools talk to the press.
agtG
