It comes once again time for the reality that Muchelle Obama must join this blog in saving the languishing hot dog eater, B. Hussein Obama, as Obama just can not save hisself worth a sodom damn.
You will recall this blog, after Obama murdered Khadaffi, told him he needed to hire a big breasted Slavic blonde like the Col., get a Lugar to wave around, and ride around in a motorcycle sidecar, and take the Hitler image back from David Axelrod.
Obama of course is scared to do this as he just does not know what to do, now that Bill Daley took floss boy Reggie Love and put him into that child pedophile college education system which is America.
In that, it is time to add to Obama's Hitler image, in Mr. Obama needs an eye patch to look bad butt.
Nothing says, "I'm a gay bad butt like an eye patch". Earrings just look queer now, but you strap on an eye patch and you just look like a man.
It all can be quite done medically for the 2012 campaign, in something like, "Muchelle was feeding me and in the frenzy of her trying to get at my peas, she stabbed at one, and it flew up and hit me in the eye".
This is all quite believable and everyone would sympathize with being made to eat their peas, and it would gain Mr. Obama a voting edge in the pea eating vote.
Or Mr. Obama could say, I was out golfing and my partner on the back 9 hole hit me with this big long wood he was showing me on his swing, and next thing I knew my eye was mistaken for an orafice............now I got to wear me this bad butt eye patch.
All of this would be perfect as Obama merchandise is not selling worth a damn, and in that the reality is Obama could sell loads of eye patches.
Think of it this way, Peggy Noonan wore out here inflatable Obama doll and got pussy pneumonia in 2009, and in 2012, Peggy for the cost of two eye patches can just cover her eyes up, and use the old Obama blow up doll again, and save herself like Ann Coulter the money of spending it on some Justin Bieber doll as these former Obama voters look for some new thing to degrade as college pedophiles are now all the rage........in public.
So that is what needs to be done in Muchelle needs to pea brain Obama, and then like in changing his name from Bearick to BahROCK, she can change his name to, Bahrock Obamarosa.
Does that not have a cool sound to it? It should as Hitler had Operation Barbarosa, and what could be more cool than being a national socialist like Obama, look like Hitler and have a cool Hitler name too.
So beloved leader, get yourself a big boobed blonde, a big ole motorcycle, a big German pistol, an eye patch and a new name as the Obama lure has worn off.
You must become Bahrock Obamarosa...........and then you might just keep it close to that 30 million votes you need to steal 2012 like you did in 2008 with those 10 million you flipped.
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