Could it be that Muchelle Obama is done in by cherry pie, the way Barry is enticed by Anthony's Wiener?
Could Muchelle Obama be saved from this if Sara Lee just dumps off a truckload of cherry pie to keep Muchelle safe from the temptations of her out of control husband.
Will Muchelle Obama's last first lady act be a close up of her clutching a cherry pie while Barack speeds away with a South American whore seated on his SS protector's lap as Barack Obama speed dials Lawrence Sinclair for a Second Date Night?
This is just all too distressing for this blogger in Muchelle is so much of her, and she is so everything every man and woman defines as the definition of beautiful, leaving Jackie Kennedy on the corpse pile of ugly by comparison.
Is America really ready for historic Obama 44, becoming the wife of Lawrence Sinclair in all of Mr. Sinclair's manly attributes overshadowing his woman Beatrice 44.
Is this the legacy America will face in bi sexual Barack Obama doing in his wife with a piece of cherry pie, and leaving her like all blacks run over by the Obama bus, as Barry finds new ways to pleasure hisself in the arms of another man.
Should not Renaissance be protected from the dark ages of Barack Obama, so Queenie and Sloven will not have to have a new dad in Lawrence Sinclair and a new mum in Beatrice 44?
This blog has made it a point to always look out for the Obama's in, expressing concern of Muchelle going insane and eating Barack. Now though is the time in Obama road rage sweeping the nation, to show equal concern for the wonderful, remarkable, brilliant, spectacular and something else Muchelle Obama.
All of us must work together to stop this tragedy as.......have you seen the damage running over a deer would do to your car? Deer are like 150 pounds and Muchelle dresses out after pie at around 230, so criminey bobwheat it would be like hitting livestock for market and probably kill a load of SUV Obama sticker on the back door panel Obamites, and what a tragedy it would be for those Obama voters to be sent to hell by running over Muchelle that Barack tempted by throwing cherry pie out the window.....and they never had a chance to repent.
So please can Congress pass a law to keep cherry pie from being served in the 1600 Penn Avenue Limo or at least put a leash on Muchelle, so she won't be jumping out windows, as none of us want any harm coming to the Obamas, our beloved leaders, who in matrimonial unbliss just might be the tragic headlines:
WSP: Man throws wife from car on I-90, attacks trooper
Please liberal wives of all genders, keep off of the internet highway system as Iowa state cops are only interested in preying on the poor, and not protecting beaten wives and now Obama voter wives thrown out of cars......or lured out by cherry pie.
Furthermore, for those poor state police preying on the poor in traffic ticket terrorism:
Shortly after that, the husband managed to break out the patrol car window. He then got out of the car and attacked the trooper who had pulled him over, the State Patrol reported.
Granted Barry probably might be able to kick out a window with his spike heals, but all that wrestling is probably what Mr. Obama would like.......as those state police do have skinheads and will Barack be whispering in their ears:
Come on state trooper, rub that slick bald head on my bottom.
I really do not want to get into that as a skinhead state trooper from stinky Iowa in caucus with Obama is his own career advancement, but the protection of that Muchelle Obama is what this blog focuses on now.
Save Muchelle, do not let her become a Road Spot on the way to Barry's Second Term.
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