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I was looking at the Drudge Report tease of the DC Caller tease about what is some West Indian whorehouse scandal involving a powerful democratic Senator, and I really do not care......and in fact, I really got quite scared of it all when I started probing this.......as honestly I could not think of one Senator who was powerful really as they all seem castrated or suffering from political erectile dysfunction.
If you can on this Halloween eve, just think of Chuck Schumer naked and sweating on some underpaid, apparent black whores on some island.
It makes one wince.
So I was hoping that maybe it was Tim Johnson of South Dakota, as what would be more interesting than a gimp chasing whores around in his billion dollar wheelchair eh?
Problem is, it is probably some Senator running for re election, but that is a problem too as I have to look them up and I do not care really as all of these "powerful" Senators are.....well they look like they would need a Rush Limbaugh suitcase full of Viagra to get wood.
I wonder in that if these are the same whores Rush Limbaugh was putting the golden EIB to a few years ago with his 24 producers or whatever that was about.
Someone said Sherrod Brown.......and I said, "Who the hell is Sherrod Brown?" Doesn't a powerful person actually have to be well known enough so it would matter? Unless you are Tuck Carlson and your bowtie is too tight around your Romney dick head.
Would it be sexist to exclude women from this list? I mean with a dildo and sock full of bennies, I'm sure Claire McCaskill would be quite the latex rape vixen in shortchanging some poor prostitutes.
Horse face Amy Klobachar is running from Minnesota and Obama rode her around once, but equine sex is just ......it makes me wince like all of these Democrats.
The thought of John Kerry is just creepy........but then one hopes it is almost Dick Durbin, as it would be more interesting in having a Wiener scandal again with a Dick, but I do not think Mrs. Durbin is licking Hillary Clinton's kitty as Hillary likes them young.
It is all just going to be disappointing. It is like that Christine Keeler in London boffing blokes and it had to be Joanne Whalley Kilmer doing the part to make it sexy, but then the movie sucked as her butt looked big naked.
Lord, I just saw Sherrod Brown.......that is something not even a young Brad Pitt would make orgasmic.
I got this idea to make this interesting. Let's do a movie instead of Val Kilmer playing a Senator, as Val really let himself go. I really like his acting as he is interesting. Then let's get some really hot looking women, you know like that Mexican centerfold with the big bazoombas and she was in that movie spanking G. Gordon Liddy on the ass, and Liddy was loving it.
That was fun, Roberta Vasquez was her name.....think that Greg Foster from the Young and the Restless was the actor in that one, in why I was watching it as I always like his performances as he is not much to look at with his strange name.
I don't want no black whores either in the movie, as Obama has dreams about other races, so I don't want no dark chics from Haiti in this. Was bad enough that chica whoring around with the Secret Service in what kind of women are paid whores who do it for money and not because they were raped as children by some pervert.
Sorry that is taking all the fun out of this........
Damn though I can see why Sherrod Brown is banging whores as that frumper he is married to looks she been eating corn through the fence and has not washed the butter out of her hair.
Not to say he has anything going for him but looking like Bruce Dern's idiot brother who humps whores.
Where was I?
Damn it took too long to type this and make fun artwork and now I suppose I been scooped by Tucker Carlson......
How about this in Chuck Schumer gets Kirsten Gillibrand drunk, Harry Reid rides her naked and slips off breaking his fossilized dick, and Tim Johnson has to rush them to the hospital on his wheelchair deluxe and Barack Obama watches it all with Cheetos stained fingers wishing he was Kirsten Gillibrand?
Wings Hauser, that is Greg Foster's actor. Really like watching his work. He was in a movie with Linda Blair and Kathy Shower was his wife and he was getting rode hard by Linda......you know Linda from the Exorcist puking green, and Wings was watching out the window as some pansy painter was ripping the dress off his wife and she was screaming NO NO NO, until it went OH OH OH.
Damn it I got to say something here.
I really want Val Kilmer and Hank Williams jr. to donate to this blog. They both got ranches and both shoot guns. I should have some property and be able to buy a gun and shoot things too. Would be really enjoyable to spend their money. I could brag at the gun shop in that money came from Val Kilmer.....hell throw in Wings Hauser and I would throw in a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken to celebrate it all.
Look is past midnight and Tucker's tease is not up on Drudge and I need some sleep as I finish up my Val Kilmer movie of Roberta Vasquez, Christy Thom as no black chics in this production of Lame Cherry STUDios, and special appearances by Hank Williams jr. as THE LAW and Wings Hauser as THE ORDER.
Now that would be COOL!!!!!
| DAILY CALLER: Women claim Sen. Bob Menendez paid for sex in Dominican Republic... |
Who the hell is Bob Menendez?????
Where is all that ass sex and dead bodies........
Oh that's right, that is Obama in Benghazi.
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