BREAKING NEWS.......
DATELINE AL JAZEERA
REPORTING AL GORE..........INVENTOR OF THE INTERNET AND GLOBAL WAR>>>>>>>>CLIMATE CHANGE.....
Al Jazeera Anchor: What can you tell us of the Great Satan in this attempt to bring down peaceful Iranian aircraft loaded with peaceful nuclear bombs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al Jazeera Al Gore: Well, I can tell you Al Jazeera, that in listening to the report on Al Jazeera, which came from the Indian press, which sourced Iranian State Media, which quoted The Onion, which based it's story on Pravda which was quoting Huffington Post, which quoted Ed Schultz, which sourced Rachel Maddow, who was speaking to Chris Matthews, who asked a question to Propagandist Carney of the Obama Regime who was..........
Just a moment Al Jazeera...........I er uh, who was quoting communist Venezuela, getting a direct statement from Kim Jong Un of North Korea............so we know this story to be absolutely factual and true.
Al Jazeera Anchor: What is the story concerning the Great Satan trying to down peaceful Iranian nuclear armed aircraft peacefully flying over America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al Jazeera Al Gore: Well, I can tell you Al Jazeera, that the reports reported about beloved leader, Barack Hussein Obama, firing off weapons at Camp David.
Mr. Obama lets his Muslim blood get up out there, in he is blasting at robins, blasting at bushes, heck fire, if the Secret Service gets done with a prostitute, he gives her a 21 gun send off.
That is burning up immense amounts of ammunition, and this is what is behind the over 1 billion rounds the Department of Homeland Security has been buying. It is all for Barack Obama as he goes through ammunition like Muchelle through cherry pie.
I have been told personally through sources that the skies over Camp David are black and the clouds rain lead and not water, Obama is throwing so much lead into the atmosphere. This of course immense darkening is helping Global War..........I mean Climate Change in the gun powder clouds have literally shielded the earth from the sun.
Numerous people I have been told though have been injured when the lead bullets falling from the sky hit the sheep of Obama's pasture.
Al Jazerra Anchor: What of the Great Satan and downing peaceful Iranian nuclear jets flying over America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al Jazeera Al Gore: Well, no jets have been downed, but the piles of brass from Obama's spent ammunition are causing immense problems as there are mountains of brass now burying Camp David and interupting directional navigation as the Iranian aircraft's compasses are all pointing to Camp David and not the North Pole due to this metal deposit.
The Iranian jets are thinking east is north, so the danger is these peaceful aircraft in flying west to America, will be flying south, and end up bombing......I mean flying over the Indian Ocean and bombing.........I mean er uh, disrupting the lives of innocent dolphins creating new interent designs and writing poetry under the Indian Ocean.
My main concern is this pile of brass, when the sun does come out, will reflect the sun and cause a spike in Global War..........I mean er uh, Yeah I mean Global War.....ming.
Al Jazeera Anchor: Thank you Al Gore for exposing the Great Satan in another attack on Islam and how this is George W. Bush's fault, as you reported bushes are near Camp David.
This is Al Jazeera, the most trusted source in media, winning of awards globally, especially the Al Qaeda Award for Truth, the Dr. Zawahiri Award for Honesty, the Muslim Brotherhood Award for Peace.
This is Al Jazeera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post Script: As no one has explained why NBC puppy pressette Matt Lauer raked Al Gore over the coals on al Jazeera, the exclusive here is simple:
Just like Charlie Rose was sent out to fillet that fag DailyKos for daring to think he was a journalist of the left, and Rose made a damn fool of him, the Rose Intellectuals are just fine pissing on the world, but they are the top peckers on the urinal.
When Al Gore chose to sell a western asset, and pretend that al Jazeera was in the same league with NBC, then Lauer decided to cat scratch Gore for interupting the caste.
Matt Lauer did not lurch into honesty. He simply was protecting his caste. If Gore had sold this to NBC and NBC reports worse than al Jazeera, then Laurer would be fine.
It is that brown skinned folks thing. They can at Qatar bribe Obama and bribe all media, installing minders, but the white folks rule the caste.
Al Gore saw the color of money. Matt Lauer sees the color of their desinger negro serving the white liberal caste.
nuff said in another Lame Cherry matter anti matter exclusive.
One more thing, the reality is this blog in Inspiration controls the internet chatter which moulds what the Mockingbirds have to react to. If the Qatarans, purchased this blog, they would get a 48% market share due to chatter.
Al Gore has no chatter, no more than NBC, no more than al Jazeera in the west, as they preach to isolated Islam or the Letterman cocktail crowd who influence a 4% margin of nothing.
That is the reality of the media.
nuff said
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