Monday, January 28, 2013
Marissa Mayer: Ms Yahooters
I noticed that Marissa Yahooters Mayer is not a donor to the Lame Cherry blog. She is the aging hot ass from Google who is worth 300 million bucks and was placed in control of Yahoo.
You might think the above photo is pretty porn, but as you can see by the reality of the Lame Cherry technical photo studio of enhancement, that my retouch of her took Marissa from blah to scorching sindickation.........yeah I mean sindickation.
It did not take much in replacing the Apple ball with a Lame Cherry cherry kiss. Then I was Inspired to put her into some shoes that did not make her look like Clementine wearing size 9's. Follow up with putting her in a real slutty dress of real deep red colors, and you got a Yahooter exec who snaps.
Sure I did all this and this skirt will only Tweeter on Twitter about murdered Aaron Swartz or talk about new brainiacs she is hiring to faultering Yahoo.
The fact is I could save Yahoo if this Wisconsin milk maid would just do more than try to be the tart of the intelligence gathering gulag for Homeland.
I have not forgotten how Yahoo for Obama censored my mail in 2008 and was a real ass about it all in terrorizing me and others.
No that is not the fault of the Holstein Queen of Wisconsin......she just dropped a kid onto the world by some odd husband name of Barogue of something sound anal retardo for Obama, but as she claims to focus now in priority on God, family and whatever in that order, I wonder first if her mammary production is Holstein or Ayrershire.
Oh I suppose you want an explanation on that too.
Alright, Wisconsin makes cheese.......they rely on German Holstein cattle from said region due to large milk production by that breed of black and whites. Holsteins have low butter fat, meaning their milk is white......so is the butter and cream. Ayrshires have high butter fat, meaning their butter is BUTTER color or even orange due to fat content and no need for color added yellow poisons to make you think white butter is yellow.
See what I was curious about is Marissa Mayer's milk production a white color or a more yellow color. Some women actually have babies who poo orange due to the high butter fat content.
Some women are Holsteins in lots of milk and some women are Ayershires in lots of butter fat. Now I know you did not know that, even as women, but I know these things about lactating women.
I doubt Mrs. Barogue will care about such things, as she of course could not donate 2 million out of the 300 million horde stash she has.......I will not go into udder conformation on milk cattle, vein capacity, teat length and defined quarters with full intestinal capacity, and wide mouth to ingest large amounts of fodder to turn it into milk.
I did notice Marissa Mayer does not go by sperm donor husband's foreign minder sounding name, and I did notice she has a good hip structure for hard mounting and vigorous riding, with ample child bearing hips, and a mamary supply of D cup before impregnation that most likely swelled to DD or E when full milk production commence after freshening.
Yes Marissa Mayer in a cattle herd would be considered a good breeder. I'm quite certain the Obama clan would not be able to afford her, at 12 cows in trade, as she is probably a 20 cow bride...........25 if the husband assess that fine ass muscle structure in she could join with Bessie the milk cow in pulling the plough after both of their milkings, twice daily.
All of that assistance already for Ms. Yahooters, and one would think she would be really interested in donating to this blog a few million in the launch of life projects and how this blog would be the anchor of a new media for God, family and whatever...........you know the things Marissa Mayer Tweeters about when not riding apples up her twat.
There is nothing like a fine milk cow. They just make you feel all secure and happy in just looking at how lovely they are. Yes the short nipples are for mechanical milking and not hand milking which is a shame, but how now brown cow, can one be in this world of Yahoo owing me restitution for terrorizing me for Obama and well Marissa Mayer...........you know the Rothschilds started out with that name too.
I wonder if they were into milk production?
Where was I as I digress?
Yes it was about this growing list of American Aristocracy who have not donated to this blog while talking about God things and being all Mockingbird spy network.........and after all I have done for them like keeping Rush Limbaugh in thought and helping promote Jerome Corsi.
You would think that comparing Marissa Myer to a cow would be something that she would really be flattered by in her being from Wisconsin. What woman would not want her big muscular ass noticed for child bearing hip and plough pulling abilities?
Muchelle Obama had all of that and it is why Barack married her....although her milk production appears to have been of pygmy goat proportions..........
I digress as this is about Marissa Mayer, as Ms. Yahooters. I know she would as a prim and proper, faster pussy cat wanna be, really like having a popular girl like me around to girl talk with.
I could keep her from fashion sins, but doing photoshops of her. I could enjoy money without having to slut myself up. I could help her age more gracefully.........perhaps get her a boob job or get her a plough to pull around to tighten things up, as I'm sure her Denegue named husband is too castrated to suggest such things............300 million I'm certain never came up into his thought process, no more than her having big hooters.........never did check her mouth for taking in quantities of protein for milk production........
Where was I?
Yes Marissa Mayer would enjoy being a friend.......one would think the elite would figure out that being friendly to me stops them from being skewered in public. It is a hard thing to think you are hot in a photo and then have it revealed you are not, but a fashion sense photo which does make you look hot.
Yes if only Marissa Yahooters would sit her cherry on my lame cherry in the free flow of commerce, she would be much happier in founding a new media.....or hell I might just give a nice home to some Ayershire looking to produce milk.
Ayershire cows are really pretty.
I know she would donate if she had a computer and 300 million dollars as cows really love me, almost as much as dogs......and cats, goats, turkeys........blessed Virgin, everyone loves Lame Cherry!!!!!!!!
Odd how in the olde aristocracy all great artists like myself had benefactors looking to benefactor artists, but in the Obama feudal order......well they just all talk as talking is cheap.
agtG 237
PS: Marissa when was the last time you were thanked repeatedly for teaching someone to think?