Now that ex president Billum Clinton has offered up his serial cheated upon wife to three more penises to penetrate her to the age of 120, after Bill becomes worm food, this blog wills to mention a few pertinent facts.
Apparently Mrs. Tony Wiener has turned Hillary Clinton straight or more to the point, Dad Hillary is not pleased with having to raise Huma's and Anthony's child in that mixed marriage of lesbian and Tony pervert.
One can appreciate the savvy of Mrs. Clinton in going back to the male side of marriage, as no men ever get a pregnant pause.
For this reason, this blog offers of several candidates for Mrs. Dame Hamrod to marry once Bill is in the viewing room.
First, we should be equal opportunity in this, as Bill will probably dead in the next few years, so as long as Mrs. Clinton marries a lesbian of dried up ovary extraction, then women should indeed be the first mate to husband Hillary.
Rosie O'Donnell is a prime choice in she stinks like a man, and is as disgusting as most southern males, and with Rosie's eggs all in the dehydrator, she definitely would be key.
Rosie would also die in a few years, leaving Hillary time to marry two more males.
Rosie though has children and that might interfere with the inheritance Mrs. Clinton so richly deserves.....plus Mrs. Clinton likes lipstick lezbos, so Rosie might be a pass.
This leaves Barbara Walters. She is old, not able to produce eggs unless they come from the produce section of the grocery and she is a known whore with ample millions for a dowry. Babs might be at the stage of napping a great deal and needing Depends changes, but perhaps Babs daughter could come over and do the diapers while the marriage would be bliss.
For second round husbands, there could be Ben Afleck. Ben is an idiot, married to Jennifer Garner who has not improved with age, and has children. Just making movies or not making them is what Ben is pretty good at. He would in the next decade want to move up to a wife who could actually do political things in the power structure and that is something Jennifer will never qualify for.
Furthermore, there is the lovely step daughter, Chelsea, who could help Ben with boner issues as she has those Web Hubble lips meant for sucking.
In that Hillary could use her mouth for Madam President things, and Chelsea could be Sexcretary of the Interior.
In that, John Edwards is on the block. John is rich, he likes to put the wood to women, and when Hillary was done being rode, John could ride Chelsea or a host of interns. It would be like having Bill around without the rape.
John Edwards could do numbers of things as first lady and do them well, from wearing his hair fashionable, and by that time his daughters would be of age for Playboy and that is something all could appreciate.
As the 3rd husband group, there of course is Justin Bieber. Justin in 20 years will be this fat middle aged idiot, instead of a thin young aged idiot. Such things would be viable for him in he could ride Hillary and some teenagers for recreation like Charlie Sheen, and that would be the type of scandal all could appreciate on the left.
Speaking of Charlie Sheen, why go with Bieber when one could get the real deal in Charlie Estevez. Charlie brings a great deal to the Hillary husband field. He is Mexican and would bring in the latin vote. He will sex anything and Hillary might not be the most desirable at 100 years old.
Charlie's dad, Martin, was President on television at the West Wing, and that kind of thing is just good to have as a first spouse.
These candidates to replace Bill Clinton are Hillary's best prospects. Granted Hillary might just go for the wild side and go after Obama voters like Bill O'Reilly or invite Rush Limbaugh in out of the cold right for some of his hot left political perspectives as Hillary and Rush would really heat things up with about a hundred pounds of Viagra.
This blog hopes the best for Hillary Clinton in her matrimonial ventures AB, After Bill. She is still quite the vixen with the right light even after her lesbian ventures as that took allot out of Hillary and her surviving the assassination attempt on her life by Obama, she deserves a few good romps.
I would be remiss in this warning though to Dame Hamrod. Please stay away from Alec Baldwin as he would be too much drama. Bill Maher would probably give you several diseases. Barack Obama would have too many boys over to play with his toy and Muchelle likes toying her boy thing a bit too much.
Given that advice, I look forward to the Hillary Clinton weddings.....all three of them
Lame Cherry will be the one dressed in white.
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