Sunday, February 24, 2013
Get Your Free Islam Here
I was looking at free downloads and saw they had a free Koran reciter.
It made me wonder if this is what B. Hussein Obama has playing in the background when he tries to get Chris Stevens kidnapped for a fake hostage rescue. For that matter, it makes me wonder if this is what Obama's kidnappers had playing in the background when they raped Chris Stevens, after all it comes in several languages for the "noble quran" or is that "nobel quran" as Obama is a peace medal winner.
Rhetorical.
That would be something though in Obama playing his koran full blast in his native Filipino or Indonesian and the anal rapers playing their quran full blast in Aramic. Turn the other cheek has new meaning for Chris Stevens as he is dying in stereo in getting Islam from both sides or ends.
I suppose it comes in handy a koran that people who can not read, but can operate computers bought for them by Obama funds, can just listen to them. Maybe there is a free ALLAH AKBAR program so terrorists who are mute can just click the program to shout it out, as they suicide their way to 70 virgins.
I think that the koran would have more downloads if it came with pictures of 70 virgins. Be more inspirational to the listeners in seeing what they are murdering people and themselves for.
The really neat part in this is a free download of an anti mosquito program. No chit Charlie Chan man, they got a program you can play that chases mosquitoes away from your computer. I wonder if it is bat sounds or what, but I wondered if playing it would chase away Muslims as they both begin with M, there are too many of them, they are pests and they are always droning about something.
That is enough coincidence for Louis Farrakhan to see a proven association, so I wonder if just playing a tune would drive away all the people you did not want around.
I mean Obama played his speeches for the Queen and she has not been to America. Obama showed up at Cairo and talked and Muslims have not attacked America since. Maybe there should be a free program of Obama nattering on, and it would drive people away......and great part is his maniacs sort of pied piper Obama in following him, in you could get a disposable net phone, toss it off bridges, cliffs and things, and all those Obama rats would jump right in after beloved leaders voice.
I've seen Muslim women though in porn. They are not appealing. Maybe this koran with pictures should have faux Muslim models, as all that hair on Muslim chics is scarey and those huge assets are just off putting. We do not want Muslims becoming Christians because their porn is not doing the trick.
Should be standards like no Oprah Winfrey or Michelle Obama virgin types in the koran or on tapes of anti mosquito sounds.
You know mosquitoes must like attractive women too, as they do seem to bite them. Maybe in working this out, the anti mosquito program could have pictures of Muchelle Obama while the koran program could have pictures of attractive women. Islam needs more lesbians, at last Huma and Hillary think so......and in all fairness Obama terrorists who just rape Chris Stevens, and have that feces penis scent should have something attractive to look at.....but not too attractive as Lara Logan in being pretty scared those Obama terrorists to only finger erections.
My favorite verse in Islam, always mistranslated is Muhammed saying, "Muhammed is a fraud and you sheep rapers are all little satans for following the great satan of me to hell".
Amazing how that gets mistranslated every time.
Fortunately, the anti mosquito sounds always get translated correctly. I wonder though on that new Obama mosquito that Dr. Germ created in daytime skeeter which are genetic engineered if it would work West Nile on them.
Just think of all the help this blog has given Islam in supporting it and beloved leader B. Hussein, and none of them ever donate or offer up a sheep. Of course when you got Obama anal rape, Saddam's weapons of mass destruction coming out of storage, a few words on a page or a t shirt for the woman or camel you care to sex, is not much of a trade off.
I wonder if I can play the mosquito thing, the koran and the Cars all at the same time......maybe keep the bugs off my grill and Muslims donating.
I do conclude that the mosquito chaser will get you into Heaven as much as listening to the koran.
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