This blog has consulted itself and come to a unanimous judgment, and that is Joaquin Phoenix is obviously the greatest actor of all time.
Yes Joaquin Phoenix, could save Hollywood, Cinema, Television and Theater, if all actors would just ask themselves, "What would Joaquin Phoenix do?"
Imagine if Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks and ..........well just Bruce Willis had just asked what would Joaquin do, in how much better Mission Impossible or being married to Katie Holmes would have been if Joaquin's persona had been initiated.
Imagine Forest Gump, DaVinci Code and sex....I mean dinner with the Obama's would have been if Joaquin Phoenix had just been the image Tom Hanks and Mrs. Tom Hanks had in mind.
What about Die Hard and that odd Threesome and a Half Men, had been what Bruce Willis acted out in how he would still be riding Demi and Die Hard would not be........well something that should have died easy after the Roy Rogers.
All of this comes down in Joaquin Phoenix is the greatest actor ever on two counts. First, David Letterman the cartel mind conditioning pervert has no idea what Joaquin is doing, and Joaquin could care less...........that is greatness in acting and life.
Second, think of Johnny Cash.
Yes Johnny Cash, Joaquin Phoenix made Johnny Cash not only interesting, but something worth watching. No one on earth could do that. Think what Joaquin Phoenix could have done with Ray Charles in playing a black man..........yes what would Jamie Foxx really have been if Dajango was DaJoaquingo in Joaquin Phoenix is an actor beyond actors.
Should not well women also ask themselves what Joaquin would do in sex scenes, scenes of violence, scenes of baking cookies and scenes so worthless Shirley McClain would be cast. Yes think of Oprah Winfrey what the Color Joaquin would have been, and what......well even that woman who played June Carter Cash, could have accomplished if she had just had in mind what Joaquin Phoenix would do in playing June Carter Cash on screen.
I see great hope for Hollywood in this in Joaquin Phoenix should be in every movie. I envision a new Star Trek movie, in which Joaquin Phoenix plays every character and roll.
Joaquin could play James Tiberius Kirk.
Joaquin could play Mr. Spock.
Joaquin could play Bones.
Joaquin could play Chekhov.
Joaquin could play Yeoman Janice Rand.
Joaquin could play Sulu.
Joaquin could play Uhurah.
Think of it in Joaquin playing a Klingon in how wonderful that would be. Think of Romulans in the wonder of them. No after Star Trek aliens though as they are all ghastly things, but Joaquin could play all rolls and he would steal the scenes from himself as he is that spectacular.
Imagine Joaquin as Harcourt Fenton Mudd. Imagine Joaquin as Mr. Scott beaming up Jim Kirk. Think of Joaquin playing Lord Garth in a movie in which only Joaquin playing a Medusa could create a space madness to end the space madness.
What could Sir Lawrence Olivier have acted like if Joaquin Phoenix had been around to just teach him. What could John Wayne have risen to if Joaquin Phoenix have taught him.........what could Nicholas Cage have accomplished if he would have teamed up with Joaquin Phoenix playing characters based upon how Joaquin Phoenix would interpret them.
Shakespeare would have really had to create masterpieces for all time if Joaquin Phoenix had been there in that age to play the wonders that English mind initiated upon the stage.
All cinema needs is the greatest actor of all time, to not bluff miss kicking David Lettermans's pervert brain off, but to unleash his mega talent to transpose his transfiguration upon the silver screen and make it a viscous golden ejaculation of ambrosiatic nectarian honey.
Cast Joaquin Phoenix and live, Hollywood. Save yourselves and rapture the audiences minds with the actor beyond all actors, Joaquin Phoenix.
Disclaimer note: No Joaquin Phoenix did not donate huge sums to this blog. If he had, I would have written something really glowing about him, instead of this harsh critique.
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