Thus saith the LORD, Write ye this man childless, a man that shall not prosper in his days: for no man of his seed shall prosper, sitting upon the throne of David, and ruling any more in Judah.
Jeremiah 22:30
As this blog has always done it's utmost to be of service to B. Hussein Obama, and as the brown recluse is a huge fan like all of Homeland of this blog in the spying going on here and the hacking, it occurs to me to offer this wonderful bit of realization.
I realize that tragically so many people speak of Birther Hussein in the past tense, like his demise, his departure, his death, like past tense is far too desired........but then I was pondering things today, that how all of us are cheating Birther Hussein out of his greatest glory.
I explain in, is he not the messiah? Yes he is as he has never denied it nor that he is a diety, including a halo about his head.
All of us, even the non believers can find the messiah story about how he comes to the planet earth, dies and on the third day rises himself again from the dead. I know all of us do not desire any crucifixion thing taking place, but what happens if like Mr. Obama Chin has a vein blow out in his cranial structure, and he goes into the messiah destiny thing?
Should there not be some Boehner and Reid thing passed into law on such an event? You know like you can't bury Obama for four days, as he is going to as the messiah rise hisself again from the dead?
I mean would it not be tragic in sticking him underground and having him clawing around in a coffin trying to get out? I know Angels rolled the stone away, but could they be counted on to dig hisself out of a grave six foot deep, and John Kennedy and most of them I think have a concrete cap on them, so that is might hard digging for even a messiah.
So as it must be the reason they don't bury most folks until after 3 days, in case there is a messiah lurking about who was not crucified, should not Mr. Obama Chin be kept in above storage for like 4 days to make things easier?
How about Anderson Cooper with Wolf Blitzer, and his legs tingling Chris Matthews, getting set up for sunrise, like on Sunday morning, if Osseiran Chin were to go messiah exit like at high noon on Thursday, then all of us could tune in and see Obama sit up in a casket, smile at the camera after he dazzles all of us in glowing in raising from the dead.
I think there should be some Nancy Pelosi amendment too, in a shroud over the messiah like the Turin thing, that would help shield the dazzling Obama resurrection light from the camera, as we would not want people going blind.......especially Anderson Cooper as he might start bumping into girls and liking it.
That cloth thing would be a nice thing for the Obama library too. Could be like a pilgrimage for Jesse Jackson and the throngs of newly converted,. who would of course now have the messiah they have always been hoping for.
Jews would cease to exist as there could be no "Oh ye of little faith" as in a doubting Levin, as Obama the messiah would be risen and Mark Levin with all Jews would then be....Obamians.
As Obama would appear behind locked doors, then doubting Levin could put his fingers into Barack's head to examine the surgical holes and be a believer. There should be some mandate like all right wing mic heads have to have some honeycomb and fish, as the Bible says that was what was on hand originally.
Oh and Emaus was in the Bible, that town, with two people walking along and the messiah went walking with them and explaining things. There is an Emaus in Pennsylvania, and people there walking around should be warned that Obama might appear there, so if they see someone they do not know, and he starts explaining things to them, it is probably Obama risen from the dead.
I see great promise in this too in Obama does not need any protection, so all that Secret Service can just not be an expense any longer. All the barracades at the White House can come down too as Obama can not be harmed and will just raise hisself from the tomb.
In that, there should be something like a block house built in the Rose Garden for Obama, to be placed in, until the big third day event, provided of course some Joseph of Aramathea does not appear and ask Joe Biden for the body.
Speaking of which, it would not be proper for Joe Biden to be President, seeing how Obama will be back.......well not at least for a bit, as we all know the messiah thing in the messiah appears, eats things, people stick fingers into him and believe and then in 40 days he rises himelf to Heaven.
Maybe on the 40th day we all could go out to some mountain that Birther Hussein would lead us to, and as we all watch him rise to Heaven, then Joe Biden could take charge as we do not know when the second coming of Barack Hussein Obama will be.
So I believe that we should all be anticipating the first Birther miracle to astound all in a most accomplished feat. It will be a time of rejoicing and not tears. It will be a time of wonder and not fears. It will be such a wonderful time as August 4th or that day in July when Obama said he was born, will be the new Christmas or Obamass. We wil have Easter or Obamaster like in, well the second week in June if that was the time, and when Obama raises up to Heaven we can call it Obamacost instead of Pentecost, as Birther would probably be too busy sitting at his own right hand to send down his spirit in tongues of fire.
Yes the true man of peace will finally have earned his noble prize. All who placed their faith in Birther Hussein Obama Chin will then be rewarded for the wonder of the age to come.
agtG 223, 240Y
PS: I forgot the part about the messiah going to hell before raising hisself. He is such a busy person even while saving the world from their sins.
