TL introduces me to all sorts of things like Archer.
Sterling Mallory Archer of the security firm ISIS code named, I forget his code name, but is after his Mum's dog is an interesting raunchy animation. It also is like most things in life, in the main character played by H. Jon Benjamin has this incredible voice, but the secret agent does not look at all like Archer, but is a Jewish guy who looks more like Mark Levin, which is disappointing.
I was looking at the cartoon characters and immediately noticed that the one nerdy guy in glasses with a very large penis looked like Howard Fineman.
Archer reminds me of Tim Matheson, which is interesting as Matheson as a boy gave his name to Johnny Quest, whose new cartoons suck the royal douche bag in being not the thing of chills and chills of the infamous Dr. Quest and his associate Ray Bannon.
I started thinking about the other characters, and all the women are hosebags and all the men are walking James Bond erections. The one blonde, Pam, reminds one of Rosie O'Donnell, but the look in her eyes is more like Mika Brzezinski.
The brunette whose name keep changing does look a great deal like Norah O'Donnell in her hosebag role on television.
There is a fag in the cartoon named Ray I think. Every time I hear his voice I think of that little southern actor everyone has seen and never knows who his name is in Leslie Jordan.
To round things out, the mad Nazi scientific doctor reminds one of Chuck Schumer.
There is a manly Muchelle Obama looking Negress chic, but I forget her name too, and the Negress is actually better looking and .......well has big breasts as all the women do in this cartoon. I do not really know of any black woman in the world who really reminds me of this Tech 9 shooter, but the cast all reminds me as if it was drawn from figments of an immagination from the 1960's cartoon and hippie characters.
Jessica Walters plays Mallory Archer, mother of Sterling, and she of course would play herself. Yes I was casting for this poontang movie come to life as who would not want to see Norah O'Donnell auto erotica asphyxiated in sex as Tim Matheson puts the wood to her as Mika Brzezinski uses a zucchini to bang herself to the big O.
Odd thing about intelligence associations in once you are in intelligence, the intelligence community never forgets who you are for several generations, and they start wondering what is going on when meetings take place.
I would like to see ARCHER IN THE FLESH as the movie title. Story would be about a fag black foreign agent usurping the White House for Major Cocklure as Maj. Jackov was killed off who was supposed to be Archer's old man.
Cocklure would be from Peking as there are no Asians in the Archer thing which sucks as Asians are far more interesting than blonde Russians.
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Yes Archer would have to go in and Dr. Strangelove ride an ICBM into DC to save it.....not allot of details as I do not want Hollywood stealing any more of my ideas. Just would be lots of double entrende talk, lots of naked women and throw in lots of shooting of lead, and that is a Archer.
Oh there is a Woodhouse in there who raised Archer.....maybe get House.....Wooster.....you know Hugh Laurie to play the old sod as Laurie is a good actor and he can play an Englishman for some reason.
Did you know that ISIS is IS IS if you look at it that way....sort of a mirror image in tandem of two things as one and you never notice such things.
Oh Archer's codename is DUTCHESS.
Some Barry blonde in there who is bionic with some bionic Russian chic, but as I stated who needs all that when you could get in some cool shots of Kim Jong Un and his wife doing the boney pony, as they are more interesting. I don't think Kim would be shooting at America if he was on television, but then he seems to be not appearing around the tube any more.....hope Obama did not get him with Rodman in that bug juice they doused him with.
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Yeah intelligence in funny really in how you never know who is an asset and you see them every day in the media and you never know who would show up and kill you with cobra venom......
I always liked the CIA better as the OSS. Something more serpentine about OSS and virile.
I really should get a finder's fee for casting the LIVE ARCHER.
Burt Reynolds got a really crappy cameo in Archer. I liked Gator and things, but Archer should really do a guest star of me, Lame Cherry, because there is real intelligence here, and all Reynolds ever did was fornicate and hit people so hard that their mama's felt it. I just make them disappear without feeling.
Any way, I hope by now to be a millionaire as some rich person has donated some large cash donation and then I will be off for some festive festivities.festivating.
Yes codename IS IS.....I like the sound of that.
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