Stupid fucking liberals named Philip Bump should not be writing stories about Dick Cheney and misfires, because having no gun in his scabbard (an idiot would say holster but holsters are for pistols and this is a rifle event", Ms. Bump gets thee entire genre wrong like the fagsexual accusing hunters being gay in love over Vladamir Putin when Obama is what gets their Journal folds sticky wet.
See Remington ammunition is known as BIG GREEN, because their boxes and shotgun ammo is green colored, not as bad as Obama ghetto green Nig vomit guzzled on by the press, but it is grass green on high fertilizer.
Remington bought out long ago, Peters ammunition, so it was Remington Peters ammo that had a misfire.
With Anthony Wiener stuff, this all begs clever wag things in take offs of Dick's Remington Peter not being a repeater or Dick needing a primal charge of Viagra to get his lead down the tube as his Peter was not working.
That is all lost on the fagsexual press, which instead focuses on white race Shoshones dancing with old white men who can not dance, as the booby prize, while the losers get the squaws and as squaw literally means cunt, I would much rather be a Dick dancing with an Indian cunt than a Buck dick, unless of course you are a homosexual as Ms. Bump is.
The thing in this is you never hear of Vladamir Putin misfiring in shooting things whether as a conservationist or a hunter.
Instead Ms. Bump quotes global warming which is not what took place in the west in two years of record drought, but is due to God's Judgment on sinful sodom America, compounded this season by that HAARP weather modification screwing things up. If one notes in a late spring post, the weather has gone exactly like this blog stated it would by God's Grace.
Now that you get a bit more of this, perhaps you can bump into this too in the Ms. Bump screwing up about hunting antelopes in if one does not shoot them it saves them. Antelope do not live forever. In fact, they periodically die from too much snow and not enough feed so fat liberals can eat food.
In the hunting scheme, the antelope pays for it's life and other wildlife by licenses which hunters purchase that pays for game wardens to protect and makes the wildlife a crop to be valued by landowners instead of vermin to be shot for competing with livestock, as antelope do eat things.
This is Teddy Roosevelt sound wildlife management as one CONSERVES and not preserves, as nothing can be preserved in this world as nature kills it all off if the population gets too large in disease and starvation.
It really sucks the shell though in all of those good lines lost on Remington Peters and Dicks misfire, and all they could come up with is Dick not shooting anyone again.
I never liked Remington as we were Winchester ammo shooters as it was hotter, meaning hit harder. Federal now is the best of the big three in hitting, but I dislike it as a child I had some 22 shells which were duds.
I do have a box of Remington Peters 30 30 shells. I have killed three deer with them I think and still have half a box. I do not like their bullets though as their Power Points or whatever it was, always broke up in killing and I eat meat and do not like lead missiles in my deer meat.
I suppose if Remington gave me a few cases of ammunition in a case of 3 inch 12 gauge BB's, a case of 10 gauge in lead BB's, a case of .......no four cases of number 2 lead in 3 inch, and caes of 5's and a case of 7 1/2 shot in lead.........threw in some cases of 22, 30.06, 410 in 4 shot and ......oh yeah 30 30 shells I might change my mind.
I have no affection for Remington guns except the 870 shotgun......would like one in 410 and a 28, but then I would need a few cases of 28 gauge too.......oh and if they had slugs that might be fun shooting turkeys, coyotes and perhaps little deer or antelope.
I would like to be invited to the Dick hunt in Wyoming. I would like my team to be the Cherry team. We would each have 28 guages and fire slugs, one each and would have to hunt which would bring us close to the excellent sighted antelope.
Even in winning, I would prefer to dance with squaws and not the winning dicks, although I would like to shoot wolves too as dancing with them is not my movie genre either.
I hate charities, but would probably do something for some cripple charity or trappers. Yes is a nice fantasy, but is sad in all of this in not even the shooters there of antelope could come up with correct comic lines as none of them know any history of ammunition in America and the companies who make them.
Cheney's gun misfired from either a faulty primer which is doubtful, but most likely due to lubrication gumming up the powder put into the case, not allowing the powder to fire, unless of course it was no powder in the casing which caused the dud.
I was not there of course as being thee best blog in the world of celebrities I was not invited being a popular girl.
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I would not have minded though if Dick Cheney shot Foster Freiss by accident, as Dick does those things and Foster for fucking up the GOP deserves a good tune up.
This is now boring me as I await God firing things off on His enemies.
Yes Putin's gun never misfires and he has young gymnastic girls to help him with lubrication. Dick Cheney spends too much time in that homosexual stuff, so is probably a bad omen of his that his gun failed to fire.
I see not a great deal of sport in going antelope shooting. Hunting would be more fun, and using lever actions, slug guns and things like that would be a much more sporting thing, instead of old white guys winning the chance to dance with Shoshone braves while making it out to be something degrading to dance with Shoshone squaws.
Somehow Ms. Bump did not see anything sexist or anti Shoshone in this.
Oh well, what would I do with fun when all these stories today are about homosexual sex and the belittling of those on the right attracted to it as those on the Obama left are engaged in it.
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