You are too old for Trick or Treat when instead of candy, you are looking at the psycho neighbor chic's tits.
You are too old for Trick or Treat when you are 9 years old and hoping for a trick from the psycho neighbor's wife in being a sex act.
You are too old for Trick or Treat when your mother can not see the little demon you are in thinking you are still her little angel.
You are too old for Trick or Treat when your mother is wearing "Lust at my tit shirts" because you have been weaned for too long.
You are too old for Trick or Treat when you no longer look like a child but Dexter before he starts cutting up people.
You are too old for Trick or Treat when you are attending neighborhood block parties and the theme is "tits".
You are too old for Trick or Treat when it is obvious you never brought a candy bag and all you ring the bell for is to see the psycho neighbor chic's tits.
nuff said
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