Saturday, November 23, 2013
The Real Philadelphia Story
As a Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter to remind Americans that they are not Americans, in order to burst their delusions and bubbles of lies, to what the are now as inmates of the gulag.
Once upon a time, America was a fledgling nation which paid extortion money to Muslims on the North African coast, called the Barbary States, as these thieving Muslims were nothing but pirates.
After some time, it was decided that paying tribute to pirates was not what Americans would continue doing, and they instead sent warships to protect American trading vessels.
Amazingingly the grumbling terrorists of the early 1800's suddenly stopped grumbling and asking for money with ship cannon pointed at them. That was all the northern Muslim pirate states, except one in Libya at Tripoli.
The Libyans were not content with the American mandate of free seas, so decided to declare war on America. As communication was not quite fast, the American fleet rolled in on the waves of the Mediterranean not knowing war had been declared.
The frigate 44 gun, USS Philadelphia promptly started it's patrol in the Gulf of Libya and in chasing a ship ran aground in a reef. That was not such a good thing as the Libyans swarmed the ship, captured it and the crew.
These 44 gun ships were a new American invention compared to the British 38, and would a decade later blow the hell out of the British frigates in the War of 1812, to which the Admiralty would issue orders than no British frigate was ever to engage an American frigate, but to turn sail and run.
The Libyans hauled the Philadelphia off the reef and put her into dock and began refittin her, as she was going to be a new pirate ship and a quite dangerous one at that as being the most lethal in the world.
The Philadelphia in desperate attempts threw her cannon over the side, stores and cut off her main mast to try and refloat her, but finally surrendered to the Pasha of Libya and Capt. Bainbridge and his entire crew were made slaves the Libyans.
White Americans made slaves of Muslims, not much has changed now has it with the Fang Jinn Obama in control running terrorism out of the Oval O.
Enter into this, Lt. Stephen Decatur under the squadron command of Commadore Richard Dale.
Decatur being a real American brought forward a plan to remedy all of this terrorism by floating a captured Libyan ketch, renaming her the Intrepid, and sailed off with 70 men packed in to fire the Philadelphia under the guns of the castle of the Pasha and his entire Navy anchored there.
For days a gale blew in the gulf and Decatur could not enter, but one evening the winds lightened and the Intrepid sailed in.
All was quiet as the Philadelphia was spotted and Decatur with his crew drifted among the Libyan Navy. Sailors on board hailed the Intrepid and she answered that she lost anchor in the storm and requested to tie up to the Philadelphia.
The Libyans were clueless until the ropes were tied and then the shout went out, AMERICANOS, but by that time, Decatur was up the ropes leading the charge of the 70 Marines, who promptly advanced under the sword of Decatur and defeated the Libyans.
Swiftly, Decatur sent his men all through the ship with the plan to set fire to her, and the Philadelphia was ablaze in short order with the Intrepid now in danger of being destroyed too.
With lines cut though, Decatur was off with his ship and crew, placing distance between him and the now ablaze Philadelphia.
The Philadelphia apparently had a mind of her own in parting shots, as her cannons grew hot, they started discharging and firing into Tripoli.
She soon burned through her ropes and made her own escape to the gulf drifting to her own power and as her volcanic fires spread to the heavens her magazines detonated in a perfect salute to American bravery.
The castle opened on the Intrepid, but managed only to blow a hole through the main sail, as the Americans made good thee first operation against Muslim terrorism taking American hostages.
Perhaps now you know why the anthem, From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, is sung. It was Lt. Sephen Decatur of the USS Intrepid who led according to the British Nelson, the finest operation ever undertaken with success.
This is part of the series of reminding Americans of what they no longer are. You are not Lt. Stephen Decatur, you are not Major General Anthony Wayne.
You are passive prisoners of the Amerikan gulag so stop sullying the name of Americans by your delusions of what you are. Whores and pimps in a prison are whores and pimps in a prison and not Americans.
nuff said
agtG