As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter....
Upon observation and study, this blog has reached a correct social conclusion that for the sake of homosexuals, there must be a National GAY Registry. The GAY stands for Freedom About Gays or FAG.
This is necessary as this blog has noticed in gay marriages that there is a lack of caste in one has ugly gays who have money attracting pretty gays who are using them for social climbing, much like Anne Heche did with Ellen DeGenneris and that other blonde with Rosie O'Donnell.
For that reason, people like Rainn Wilson need to be hooked up with other power gays like Neil Patrick Harris. Gays must look out for each other, as no one wants to see Rainn Wilson with Megan Fox nor with a wife, when Doogie Howser is about, and poor Neil Pat Harris is just going to be taken advantage of by that young gay boy in the end.
So there needs to be a National Fag Base, whereby people can call in, and register gays. This can not be left to the closet, but all like in guns, must be registered in a data base.
This of course will be administered by Homeland Security, in there we have another candidate in Naps Napolitano hooking up with Hillary Clinton, as they would be fitting gay power couple.
1 800 FAG ANAL would be the NSA phone number. The nice part about all of this is, that Maxine Waters already said that the Obama regime has a data base on everyone, and we know that all the homosexuals are data mined for donations, that all NSA really needs to do is take the shared Obama donor's list, and confirm it from the FAG ANAL phone call tips line or from their grabbed phone calls.
In assisting homosexuals, the new data base will match and wed all gays for wedded bliss. In addition to this, the mandated law like Obamacare, call it FAGCARE, would provide in addition to condoms, and unlike Obamacare not cut off AIDS medicines, would provide turkey basters so none of these legal problems associated with homosexuals using caring heterosexuals to produce children, and as Russia has cut off buying Russian children as not all like Elton John can afford premium white babies, that turkey basters would be part of health care and could be used at Thanksgiving, Christmas and the 4th of July for dual purpose, as in being bi festive instead of gay festive.
This would then save the pollution of heterosexuals into gay families, as we have been told that gays are born that way, and why should a heterosexual egg or sperm be subject to an unnatural environment for those children, and it should be gay on gay.
So gays in the FAG Base would be required to reproduce among their own kind to keep the gay pool untainted.
This turkey baster is necessary as we do not desire any lesbians to be infected with feces penis bacteria causing all sorts of more medical problems. The turkey basters would be entrusted to gays that they would only be used exclusively in turkey cavities or female vaginas and not in any anal orifices.
If we all cooperate in this, in a National FAG Registration Data Base, we can by national law have all gays happy and wed, breeding with their own kind, and safeguarded from each other in being preyed upon.
Should not Rush Limbaugh be set free to wed Jim Parson's from Big Bang. We can not all count on a Reggie Love, Donald Young or Lawrence Sinclair for a Barack Obama gene pool, nor having Charlie Gibson nor Brian Williams to drop the soap with.
The answer of course is YES, that we must take all the homosexuals for their protection and put them into registration data base to protect their gene pool.
This is the appropriate response of anti homophia based upon all the protective measures of gun control and Obamacare, used to build the protection of gays into an ever expanding law.
Marriage of gays is a right with responsibility, as gays have proven irresponsible, we must have a legal structure in protecting them from exploiting themselves and heterosexuals.
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