As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.....
In always seeking to serve the last mortal corpse of such a historic person as 44 Obama, it occurs to me that with the Fang Jinn stating it can do anything, that maybe the Fang of 1600 Penn Avenue might be able to raise Obama from the frozen foods section of the doomsday bunker.
What the world would do with two Obama's prancing around, has already been proven as there have always been two Obama's about the House, one had the long yellow fingers and one had the sooty club hand as exclusively exposed here first.
In the event that Fang Jinn can not raise Birther Hussein from the chicken entree package, as Muchelle Obama appears to like widowhood and is auditioning the image's end due to that Nelson Mandela necrophile selfie fest in South Africa, that I was thinking that maybe like Sheik bin Laden's body, that Muchelle could send the frozen Barack over to India.
I honestly do not know much about bein a Hindu, except they like bathing in dirty water and not eating cows. I figure that some Baboo or Zombie could hose down Birther Hussein with some dirty water, and I know he has not eaten a cow since June 13th, 2013, that Obama Force One would jet him off to.....well I will let Lord Randolph Churchill set the stage.
"Later we took a boat, came down the Ganges, and saw all the Benares people bathing—thousands. As you know, this is part of their religion. The water is very dirty, but they lap up quantities of it, as it is very ‘holy’; also there were to be seen the burning Ghats, where all the dead are cremated . There were five bodies burning, each on its own little pile of faggots; but the whole sight was most curious and I am going again this morning to have another look. Benares is a very prosperous city, as all the rich people from all parts of India come here to spend the end of their days. Any Hindoo who dies at Benares, and whose ashes are thrown into the Ganges, goes right bang up to heaven without stopping, no matter how great a rascal he may have been."
This sounds exactly like the religion for Obama the crimes against humanity global criminal. He got that hanuman monkey demon he rubs for luck, so that makes him almost a bonafied Hindu I would think, at least to get let off at Benares.
Obama is worth like a billion dollars in bribes, so he fits the Hindu protocols in needing to be tits up, rich, and Hindu.
So all Muchelle has to do for the last chapter is get the Navy SEALS to airlift the historical 44 to India as Stevie Wonder plays taps for the Commander in Chief.
Then in India, there should be some Aryan almost white mourner hotties to be all silky and sexy for the 3rd world crew, and for the Obama backers, there can be those fagsexual worshippers of hanuman to give that Mandela necrophilia feel up to the rites.
Then there is this big pile of Ghat with the Birther on top, and as Indians like fireworks and so do Americans, I say light up the pyre and let the fireworks fire into the night sky.
Obama should have like a 44 meter high pyre, being he is the big Hindu of Hindu's, so come ember time, a big elephant bulldozer blade thing could scrape all the ashes into the Ganges and Obama would be smack right dab in heaven, no matter the Stalin he was on earth.
This is a much better deal and I can't figure out why all Muslims are not Hindu's as Muslims do not exactly have Ponderosa beef steak ranches, and they have no water to bathe. That allah demon is all doom and hell, and thing is that 70 virgins sometimes translates as 70 raisins.
Be a shame to maybe face allah doom in hell, and maybe get to paradise for murdering people only to find out you got 70 raisins for the effort.
Be a sure deal with not allah making judgments if you just flew off to India, didn't eat cow steaks and took a few baths in dirty water, and make sure someone burns you up, tosses your ash pile into the Ganges and there is no need to worry about hell.
Thing is, all those Muslim males are probably virgins any way, so it seems better to get some of that Hindu Kama Sutra thing going on with women with experience. I would think that someone like Persis Khambatta of Star Trek would have a waiting list in Indian heaven, but I would think she would be worth the wait for a reformed Muslim getting into heaven on the Hindu ticket.
No worry about Obama being on the Persis list as .....she is a girl.
So I do in trying to help Barack Hussein Obama Chin as this blog always does, that this is the best strategy for him, as under the Jesus plan, he already blew it in saying he was the messiah.
While I have not spoken to Jesus on the subject, the Bible points to the anti Christ not being a favorite of God and only of satan, so Obama is not going to be making it on the real God plan as far as I could tell.
Same with Islam in, Obama knocked off allot of Muslims. Can not figure that allah or Mohammed is fond of Obama for that.
That sort of leaves Obama being a Crow Indian as they made him a chief long ago, but Obama does not seem to like hunting, horses or Indian things, and I don't think the Indians had any gay hunting grounds, so by default I make it that Obama should be flown off to India and done the Hindu rites.
Be the perfect solution when Muchelle wants to go full widowhood before 2016.
Once again it falls to this blog as no liberal even cares about the Obama eternal dwelling.
Oh hey!!!, the DEA could fly over like a ton of choom from Hawaii and light up the pile. All the locals could just inhale and get stoned as a big tribute to B. Hussein.
I bet this is much better than the Jimmy Carter 5 million page funeral arrangements.
The Lame Cherry to the rescue again.
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