As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
When I ponder the Attorney General known as Eric Holder, I think of the realities in this was the man who oversaw the burning of children at Waco and the blowing of a mother's head off while holdering, yes I mean holdering her infant daughter at Ruby Ridge.
This is the Eric Holder who obtained the pardon from an over tired Bill Clinton for Saddam Hussein's money launderer in Marc Rich, and the pardons for Puerto Rican terrorists on the same last day of the Clinton regime.
This is the Eric Holder who set up Governor Rod Blagojevich in retaliation for his not appointing who Obama wanted for the Illinois Senate seat, and sent out the Black Panthers in Philadelphia to intimidate voters there.
This is the Eric Holder who was dumping guns into Mexican terrorists hands that murdered Mexicans and Americans.
Those are the overt facts of Eric Holder, with the covert more sinister in his Hutatree plotting to set up the American right like at Ruby Ridge to silence them to the capping of Treyvon Martin and Wisconsin black wilding for voter intimidation........not to mention the Boston Bombing to Benghazi.
The above sounds and is ugly heinous. People who do ugly heinous things, should have voices like Sir Lawrence Oliver in Richard III.
Instead when I first heard Eric Holder threatening a United States Congressman in a hearing, "You better watch it buddy", in the Congressman daring to inquire to Holder contempt for Congress, all I was greeted with was a voice which reminded me of Elmer Fudd sort of crossed with Bugs Bunny.
Eric Holder has such a nasally pimply postully voice, that it can not really be called a voice, but is more like something one hears in sexual unctions of creatures like gerbils in the night.
As I pondered this later, and upon hearing Eric Holder making these lengthy gerbil sounds at Al Sharpton's FBI minder house, with the 98% Obama voters giving Ah Man approval, to Holder complaining about how it was a mistreatment of a black man to expect him to know an answer to a question.........
I realized that Eric Holder sounds like the character Stephen Root played in Office Space.
Granted Stephen Root did burn down the office complex and stoled bundle of money, just like Holder being a criminal, but all the same, should not a heinous criminal of such a heinous criminal career have a voice like........Harry Belefonte.
Could you not just hear Harry Belefonte having that James Cagney hiss of, "You dirty rat. I'm gonna get you, you dirty rat.......uuummmmm......you dirty rat."
See Harry Belefonte in Deyo could make a banana song sound cool. Harry Belefonte could tell a US Congressman, "Hey buddy.......ummm....you better watch yourself....ummm".
I mean even Richard Nixon who was not a crook, delivered the line perfectly, "I am not a crook."
Eric Holder delivering the line sounds like Stephen Root, in you can't hear the guy or figure out what he is really saying.
I thought with the Jeremiah Wright voice of Birther Hussein, that blacks responded in 98% mass to that kind of Pied Piper cadence. You know like James Earl Jones has a voice you can hear and pay attention to, that Eric Holder would try to radio broadcast his voice like Mark Levin does, who if Levin didn't project would sound like a female bunny as Holder does.
In this blog always trying to assist the Obama regime, could not Eric Holder just make some kind of "Yeahhhhhhhhh", sound and then have on staff some fine articulating man like Harry Belefonte to deliver the line, so it would not sound like a rabbit or a white guy in an office space.
I mean Chris Rock, after trying to carry the Obama loin cloth, skulked away after being castigated here as it was bad for career, is out there, and he is small enough to sit on Holder's lap, and deliver the lines in Holder not moving his lips.
Eric Holder has murdered people, been a gun runner, got a pardon for terrorists and for Saddam Hussein's money launderer. Should not at least like some bad Japanese movie, there be some voice over for him......no one stupid sounding like Eddie Murphy....nor comatose like Bill Cosby....nor twangy like Denzil......but someone like Idi Amin.
They do this all the time in an image stand in for Birther Hussein and they shapeshift Muchelle's two postal code sized ass down to one big butt, so is it so hard to find someone like OJ Simpson who was involved in some heinous things before he dies. Sure no one could understand OJ Simpson on Monday Night Football like Joe Namath, but the thing that is important is people knew the Juice was not sounding like a Bugs Fudd.
I personally like Charlie Rangel's voice. He should just do the voice over for Holder.......hell I would just put Charlie on camear as he has that Omar Shariff thing going on with the hair so it would offset that weaselly appearance of Eric Holder.
You remember Himmler and Molotov in they both had that weasel look to them, but they were scarey. Eric Holder just can not pull off weasel.......now that I think about it, Holder does not have that weasel look, but he has a ferret face and no one is impressed with a ferret face.
See you just can not get a Harry Belefonte voice or James Earl Jones out of a ferret face. Obama has that globe head and high pitched Chinese, so he can sound like a black racist preacher. Eric Holder just has a ferret head and all he can make come out of it is ferret, gerbil, bunny or Elmer Fudd sounds. Even Elmer Fudd has more baratone in it, but that again is that big head he had like Obama.
There should be a black man hired to portray the voice of Eric Holder. OJ Simpson could be the voice when Holder is being a murderer. When he has to sound tough, we can hear from Harry Belefonte. Chris Rock can be the voice when Holder is speaking at Nigs, as their nice, "Ah huh" in chorus would go well with Rock's screeching brakes yelling.
Obama was the Designer Negro, you would think there would be enough for a Caribbean Queen Attorney General for a voice over, or for a little black boy sitting on his lap answering for him.
Holder has that bitchin' stache he wore, but it is just not enough for someone who has had a longer heinous career than Idi Amin.
.....unless you don't suppose that Jesse Jackson got ahold of Eric Holder by mistaking Holder for Barack Obama in the dark do you?
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