As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
If only the Virgin Lottery had been in place, people would be alive today. Not all of us have an Uncle Frank or Gram Maddy to take our Obama Virgin in sweating to the oldies, so there should be a lottery for Virgins to enter with the following carter blanche.
1. Virgins get more than one shot, in one does not know if a blonde is a blonde, until things perhaps shaved grow back.
2. Blondes can not say no.
3. There must be an Asian option or a brunette option, that Virgins after finding the blonde netherworld in having a bad experience, can option out for a real sex experience.
4. The Blonde will have to put out 3 times, to make certain the Virgin has had a real blonde experience.
5. Youtube videos will be acceptable, with a ratings system so that some blondes will be able to be located who are real blondes and actually are not...........well like Hillary Clinton.
Lives could be saved if there was just an Obama image mandate of sex for Virgins, who do not like having sex with black men or old wrinkle granny commie agents.
In this we, all can join in and with weed legal in Colorado we can now make lottery sex a thing of the future for all those who have been hunger and are tired of being gamed.
This can be funded by Hollywood Producers and hosted by 40 year old virgin, Steve Carrell.
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