As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
It struck me in watching Ryan Reynolds that his entire career is much like Hugh Laurie in being the image of another character. Laurie is Fred Astaire pantomime and worse yet, Ryan Reynolds has been portraying the shamest actor ever.
What threw me off is Ryan Reynolds has been a Mr. Jennifer Garner shadow for a decade. Ben Afleck has had no career but as a shot cup holder for whoever that Borne identity creature is I think. Sorry if I have not paid that large of attention to these leftist twats, it is just that when someone is like a glob of icing sneezed onto the screen from a 7 year old's birthday cake, by the seven year old, and it is just taking up space on screen.........my thought is more how long it will take to drop off than to deal with watching it.
Who Ryan Reynolds has been ham acting and been paid quite well for it all is Chevy Chase. You remember the old Saturday Night Live geezer who made his liberal salary portraying President Gerald Ford was clumsy and pawned it into riding.........well riding the shirt tails of Bill Murray.
It is not that Bill Murray had any great talent, he just played the same idiot in every movie, and movies like What about Bob with Richard Dryfess carried Murray and his big break in Caddy Shack was hauled the extra yard by Rodeny Dangerfield and Ted Knight. Yeah put in the funny ugly guy, the funny old guy, and the funny Murray guy with the hot Cindy Morgan, and Chevy Chase cleaned up as the star being boring as hell.....like Alan Alda on MASH.
Thing is Reynolds got Blake Lively on the Green Lantern. I know that sounds like a fag guy name, but I think that is the wife's name, he latched onto in a movie seduction. I just hope she never reads this in knowing she has been exposed as a Chevy Chase groupie and......well she just got seconds in this Ryan Reynolds mould......of is it thirds if you toss in Mr. Jennifer Garner, that whiz at cards who blew 500,000 to another shuffler who called his bluff.
I have no idea what kind of person Ryan Reynolds is. Does not really matter, any more than Tom Hanks is an Obama prick, who made his money being cast as the next Jimmy Stewart. Yes General Stewart, World War II Hero, Strategic Air Command Hero...........and the closest Hanks ever got was in that horrid Saving Private Ryan which showed Americans as cowards and murderers.
I do not think that Ryan Reynolds was the Private Ryan in this Spielberg movie though.
I wonder about all the people with talent who never get a shot at life, whose main burden is just being beaten down and dying early, when some kid like Ryan Reynolds figures out to bend at the waist and be Chevy Chase jr. to get the girl.........who well you remember Ashton Kutcher or whatever that Iowa name is, banging Demi Moore in school boy fantasy, and then dumps the old broad for that Mila Kukas from the same show........so much of that getting your very own replacement hose for the old model up on blocks in the back yard like the Chevy.
I can only think of one scene in Chase's career which was funny and that was Vacation where he is eating a sandwich the dog pissed on. I do believe even Ben Afleck could be funny eating a dog piss sandwich, so that does not take a great deal of talent.
Yeah the duo of Rodney Dangerfield and Ted Knight were hilarious in Caddy Shack. Who would have thunk that those two would have built a career for Ryan Reynolds portraying Chevy Chase.
I honestly would be embarrassed in taking millions of dollars with other people earning my money like Chevy Chase has done......then again I would feel like a fraud in being Ryan Reynolds in .........taking money for being Chevy Chase.
I mean why not mimic a comedic actor like Richard Pryor or Gene Wilder.........maybe Ryan Reynolds knew he could not be that good and had to set his sights lower........all the same there was Bob Crane or what difference does it make.
I never would have thought of not being me and instead being someone else...........who did not measure up.
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