As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
You do not know this, but soon you will, as who needs the stories of Mohammed or that Koran thing, when you got the Book of Moamin.
What is the Book of Moamin?
Why it is the finest Arab Muslim Ishmaelite book ever written. Leaves that old Koran feeding on the camel dust, as once you had Moamin there is not going back.
I sit here thinking about that Birther Hussein blighter put on them old yanks in America and his beautiful call to prayers......more lovely than those children that bear his name, calling out "Pops", and then you got that Book of Moamin, which really has the wisdom of them Arabs for all time and how pretty it all is.
OK so you know nothing of this Moamin, so it is my business to educate you by the lips of TL. That sort of sounds like a pretty prose or something, and it is, as this is bonafied good knowledge and here it is.
So you got yourself a pack of dogs....yeah the Arabs had dogs. Sure you think they only had ponies they slept with, but they had dogs too apparently for sport and here is what you do when your life depends on hunting or keeping a pack for the Sultan who will lop off your nutsack for having bad hounds for the royal hunt.
So like I said you got this pack of dogs, and you know dogs eat like horses, and you can not afford to keep them all around.........so the Arabs figured out a way to keep their heads, and that was you put all the puppies in a circle........surrounded by wheat stubble or something like that.
Then you get yourself some fire......and you light it up.
No not close, as that would not be good as the Sultan gets his turban in a tizzy when you burn up his dogs you are raising for him..........so you light it up, and let the bitch loose and she does the picking, as she knows which ones are the best puppies, better than you could ever decipher.
So the bitch picks up 4 puppies, and those are the best dogs, and the rest of the puppies as an Arab or a European reading how to keep the best dogs, knocks the rest in the head.........I suppose could drown the buggers, but poor people probably ate them as American Indians ate dog like Vietnamese as a food group, as dog is tasty they say.
I realize most of you are squeamish about all of this, but children, this is how all your pretty pets ended up in your homes.........the people of the ancient ages up to around 1900, knocked all the puppies, cats, horses, cows, sheeps, goats and whatever in the head, as their lives depended on such things.
It turned out all kinds of pretty and tough animals that needed no tending......not like this stuff which is diseased in the world now.
Granted there are exceptions, as if someone put ole B. Hussein in the middle of a stubble patch and lit it up, I doubt olde Stan Ann, Bearick Sr. or that Filipino chic would have hoofed into the flame to fetch Barry out........but then who wants stock around that will not save it's young......so that Darwin stuff works out too in natural bitch selection.
Now all that inferior stuff gets saved, and it ruins it for everyone, as the breeders piss it all up.
The Germans were masters at all of this tracking, before they let the hounds loose to be gnawed on by boars and bears. Them Assyrians had a good program, but then they came out of those sands, and who the hell could track anything there.......but then some of them Germans were Israelites.
So that is the Book of Moamin. The most brilliant Arab book to ever come out. A book that runs circles around that Koran, and plus you get to eat pig when you made a kill with the pooches, as Islam forbids all those tasty pork things like ham and bacon.
Now you know the one good book the Arabs came up with, a real religion of falconry, horses and hounds, which brought order the world and had to be pleasing to the real God, as God put Orion in the sky as a hunter and God like BBQ as the Bible says, and that is my kind of God......a God who likes hunting with hound and hawk, and enjoys a good barbeque.
The moral of the story is, if you can't figure things out, let the bitch decide with a little help by starting the straw patch on fire. I don't know how many of you would have been fetched out by your parents, but I do know the world would be a better place if there was still this program enacted by the elite, instead of cancer injects and the AKC.
Die Hundeheilkunde des Moamin (Book, 1967) [WorldCat.org]
www.worldcat.org/title/hundeheilkunde...moamin/.../26365953...Author: Hermann Mattheis. Dissertation: Univ., Diss., 1967--Hannover. Edition/
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