Sunday, April 26, 2015

A Tale of Two Masterpieces






As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I started out as a child viewing American PBS in the Poldark series which hooked me on fine theatrical work. The problem is most of what Masterpiece theater and Mystery used to produce was very good. I became a forever Sherlock Holmes fan due to Jeremy Brett's fantastic portrayal. My favorite Masterpiece works are Pride and Prejudice and Sir Francis Drake.

This is what puzzles me as I could suffer Kenneth Branaugh in Egypt watching wogs have sex and all that, but I am at a loss how Masterpiece Theater is producing 3 series back to back now in one being Midwiffery, another Selfridge, which is basic story of a JC Penney going to England and teaching the Brits how to sell clothes, and the last being Wolf Hall, which is the historical account of King Henry the VIII with Anne Boylen and the brilliant Thomas Cromwell, portrayed by a fantastic actor.

Henry is played by Damian Lewis. He is superb as he always is. Mr. Lewis caught my attention on the American series, Life, which was fantastic, but like Life on Mars was cancelled by Mockingbirg American, as we can not have good television, but instead must have these programs about Hillary Clinton as President.
Look children, you want proof Hillary is the 2016 winner? Who the hell had on a spook President in Rush Limbaugh's best liberal buds at 24 in having the All State Insurance seller at 1600 Penn Avenue.
They put a spook into television and one appears. Put a skirt as Madam Secretary like Hillary was, and you get Hillary as Prez.

I apologize to those who do not like the term "spook" for an American Afroid. What is it though but spooky in how Hollywood predicts who will be in the White House. You do not see any fat beach bloated white guys named Jeb in series like Dope Snorter or Schiavo Slayer now do you?

Any way, Damien Lewis is on Wolf Hall, which is fantastic in great acting with no action, so you do not require action. Even Little Dorit is Anne, and she sucked in Matthew McFadden could not even make her likeable in that Dickens protrayal, but just the point is, I like Little D in this one as the cast is great, like Masterpiece Theater used to be all great.

Thing is the English have discovered the fag. All their damned shows have fags on them. That Downton Abbey is all fag, Fags on that Midwiffery......and who the hell wants to see a bunch of Midwives getting sloppy seconds off of birthed out pussy? That is Masterpiece drama now and it just flaps like Chuck's ears with Camilla felating his balls.

Anyway, Jeremy Piven stars as the American London clothes merchant. That show is just bizarre as absolutely nothing happens in it. Think of Piven as a guy with a John Wayne accent from Ohio talking into a megaphone and you got the guy.
This is like a scene from Selfridge.


Piven: What is happening.

Boring fag Brit: This woman, Miss Parkersdale is thinking. We can not have women thinking or they will grow testicles.

Bruce Jenner: But I like to think.

Piven: I agree that women should be able to think and I can sell them both panties and jockstraps.

.....fade to some horrid jazz nightclub with even more boring dialogue.

The worst of this is, is that Masterpiece ran 3 years of this, and in interviews, Piven was "excited" about all the "exciting" drama being written up. I guess if I was being paid as a non working actor to star in the worst of television next to American reality television, then I could be excited too about eating......but this ain't Benedict Cumberbatch as his version of Sherlock Holmes.
No one wants to see Sam Walmart sorting through Diaparene as drama down in Arkansas.


What I dislike about all of this, is PBS makes you wait until 11 pm to view Wolf Hall, while having all this garbage of midwiffery and Piven taking up space. Used to be nothing but animals having sex in Nature on Sunday eve, but now it is .........well afterbirth, fags and an American clothes seller teaching the English how to dress themselves.

I hate PBS and that includes Create......I like Nick the cook and Lydia the cook, but the rest of that shit really is turdola.......like that fag P. Allen Smith. One used to expect to see something worthwhile, but Damien Lewis is now carrying thee entire thing, and he is doing that just posing mostly.

I get rich by the big donation, I am going to get Life and some other DVD's like Star Trek and look for the old programs like One Foot in the Grave, Hogan's Heroes, Gilligan's Island and those old westerns......maybe Red Dwarf too.

With British television promoting fags and American television promoting Hillary, it is just all bullshit television. It seems the goatshit in the garden is more interesting to me.......and the catshit that TL stuck TL's hand in today while planting carrots was really interesting for a bit.

To assist fag PBS, I have these series to suggest.

Wolfe and Montecalm

Angincort

The Roman 9th Legion

King William

Sir Walter Raleigh


That should .........should it all.


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