As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I have decided that I desire to be the mother of all Liocorns.
For those ignornant of such genetic things, a Liocorn is an animal I have decided upon, after glimpsing the British Royal Seal has not seals on it, but a Lion and a Unicorn.
I see no sense in right left seal things, so for my Royal Priesthood I will have a Liocorn.......David had mules, so I get Liocorns.
Napoleon Dynamite had a Liger, which was a Lion and Tiger cross I think, but I do not want double pussy as there were not two cats on the Brit seal, without seals, so I have decided upon the Liocorn.
Bit of a problem though, as I do not want the unicorn from antiquity as those things were.....well sort of like Liocorns really, in they had fang and claw and not a pretty tail, so to get my Liocorn, I need to make a unicorn, according to my needs.
I do not want my unicorn having fang or claw, sort of really ends all the interest for me, if my unicorn sinks its fangs into my neck and eats me.
So here is what I do........
Yes, yes I wrote of all of this long ago........how they made Pan, Centaurs and whatever.....is all about that volcanic soup in the water, breaking down the "kind" barriers.....I can do the same thing with chems, so do not think I am blowing smoke here.
So where was I?
Oh yeah, in the labratory or laboratum, as I like to call it, we got this horse ok. I do the cremello thing so it is white or peachy colored. Then I got this Monodon Monoceros or what we call the Narwal, or Arctic whale in the male has a spiral horn or ivory tusk.
I am going to make this complicated too, as I do not want to ride around on my unicorn with a saddle, so I got this fur seal too.............fur seals have really soft fur, so what I do is put the seal skin on the white pony..........yeah I decided in this that my pony is going to be a thoroughbred out of Secretariat as that will please me.
So you got this now, got the fur DNA, the horse DNA and the narwal DNA.........just so you know, I toss in some horned bovine in this, as I want both my unicorns in male and female to be growing the unicorn tusk out of the head part........and in splicing it up right, I get me a unicorn.
I do this like 13 times as that is what typed up as I meant 12. So like I make 13 unicorns to please me. In 3 years, I grab me some black maned lions ok........I know I like tigers better, but there is not a tiger on the British Seal with no seals either, even if I got a seal in my unicorn for the fur.
You should probably not ask how I know what endangered specie fur is like unless you are an Eskimo.
Any way, so I start splicing in the jungle king, not Tarzan, into the unicorn DNA. I really got no use in ridding around on no lion, but it is the Liocorn and the British Royals came up with this, it has to have some lion......so here is the parts I go for.
I keep the horse footie prints, but I put the mane on the unicorn as I like lion manes. I think my unicorn should purr too, so I splice that in, as it would be nice to have a unicorn that purred.
I like how them sassy ole lions flick their tails, so I put that tail flicking in too, but keep the horse tail.
Ok so what I got now in the Lame Cherry Liocorn is a white Secretariat with a lion mane and flicking tail, who purrs. The Liocorn has a soft fur seal fur and this big ass narwal ivory tusk pointing out of it's head. Sure it's dangerous, but what do you expect to only have a horse kick you to death?
Oh I forgot, I kept the footie prints, but this is the cool part in I made feline cat paws on the horse, so not cloppy clop, just a padding along silent......no claws though, just a sort of hoof shaped paw.
I do not expect my unicorn to climb trees nor dive under water......will eat grass, but no meat. It will probably growl too, but I see that as a benefit in warning it is ornery so you do not get a unicorn tusk into your pulminary regions.
That is my Liocorn, but like all things, I of course had to build a unicorn first to get my beast in the end DNA splicing.
I am sort of thinking the reason unicorns went hoof up is that tusk, they gored all the others to death and then ate each other.....bad for the reproduction rates really.
Any way I can build these in the laboratum, so no danger in their extinction.
Enough of this, I got work to do or something else.
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