Saturday, March 26, 2016

1 is 1, 4 is 2, 5 is 3, 3 is 4 and 2 is 5000

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I just finished watching all the Die Hard series. I know it is a bit late, but 2 sucked so bad I recoiled from any more exposure. I have though now decided to do a movie review of the 5 in telling the world how they rank.

First, the Second Die Hard, which is that brainless airport one, with flying snowmobiles, is the rank of 3000 on a list of 5.

I sort of have to give 1 the top ranking, as it was pretty good for a campy movie linking forever the words Roy Rogers with mother fucker.

So that leaves 3, the Sammy Jack one in gold stolen and cars blown up in New York with Nigs.

That leaves 4, with kind of a gay power grid meltdown, a car taking out a helo and Bruce shooting himself.

That leaves 5, in a Moscow thing in why I can't figure out why Bruce Willis is in Moscow for the first half hour or the whole movie, but the concussion is good in blowing up fancy cars.

I like watching Samuel L. Jackson, but not for two hours in his girly pitched screaming. So let's just kill the suspense and put Sammy Jack as a drag that number three is number 4.

That leaves just 4 and 5, which is basically Bruce's hot daughter and Bruce's penis head son, giving youth to the aging Bruce.

The story is better in the computer hacker one with the daughter, but the acting is weak........there is no acting in 5 as it is all like James Bond movies in location shots for the underwriting and action to make up for whoever is playing bond inability to act.....even if Mercedes funded most of the car crashes with their logo.

5 really did try hard to replace Sammy Jack, but 5 gets the 3 slot.

So in review 1 is 1, 4 is 2, 5 is 3, 3 is 4 and 2 is 5000.

Nuff Said.