As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Dear President Trump, your Homeland Security is leaking information that the Trump Wall will take 3 1/2 years to complete using horse and buggy technology, with cost overrides.
I offer you this Mr. President in using inventory you already own and employees you already employ in converting a tunnel boring machine, to create a mote and sculpt the melted rock to make your wall.
President Donald Trump’s “wall” along the U.S.-Mexico border would be a series of fences and walls that would cost as much as $21.6 billion, and take more than three years to construct, based on a U.S. Department of Homeland Security internal report seen by Reuters on Thursday.
The report’s estimated price-tag is much higher than a $12-billion figure cited by Trump in his campaign and estimates as high as $15 billion from Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.
Six months and you have a beautiful wall, in several boring machines finishing the project, no damned fences, no tunnels under the wall, and nice razor wire on top with robotic snipers to shoot Mexicans and coyotes.
One additional thing Mr. President, put me in charge of this, and we build this wall inside Mexico as that Rio Grande is our River, and so is most of northern Mexico which is Texas land according to original land grants.
Mr. President, someone is deliberately not informing you of what is in the US inventory. You need someone with a security clearance to provide you the information.
Ok that is solved.