Friday, March 17, 2017

Howlin' at the Moon Shootin' bullets at the Coons

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

It is apparent that the Trump Administration suffers from a condition diagnosed as MR. PUSSY AND DOCTOR COCK, as one day you got Sean Spicer whipping out his manhood exposing the British dossier rakers in pissgate for spying on Mr. Trump, and the next day you got the tampons out with the White House tail between their legs promising they will not out the Brits for the same 1776 biological warfare poisoning of George Washington in wiretapping Donald Trump for Obama for Hamrod Clinton.

Here is the White House going pussy.

The White House has assured Number 10 it will not repeat claims that GCHQ spied on Donald Trump, Theresa May's spokesman has said.
He said allegations that British spies had helped Barack Obama eavesdrop on Mr Trump during the presidential campaign - cited by the White House press secretary - were "ridiculous".

Now here is the proof the Brits spy on Amerians and what lying bastards they are.

The NSA: Is It American, or British? - LaRouche Publications

The NSA: Is It American, or British? by Edward Spannaus [PDF version of this article] ... getting around their domestic laws by spying on each other's citizens." ...
In a reference to an intelligence-sharing compact struck in March 1946, the memo said the two nations had agreed “that both governments will not target each other’s citizens/persons.”
That agreement, however, came with a caveat that “when it is in the best interest of each nation,” unilateral spying by one nation on the other could take place, the memo says. It goes on to expand that mandate to allow spying by the United States on any of the Five Eyes countries.

Then you got Rex Tillerson, who whips is his big occidental cock out and says he wants to ejaculate nuclear missiles on Kim Jong Un in a real golden shower.

You just got to love King Tillerson. Nothing like the smell of nuclear war in the morning.

It is like that bad ass Sean Hannity, playing that redneck terrorist song of howlin' at the moon and shootin' bullets at them coons. You just got to like that and you got to admire the above photo of a real Southerner in taking a picture of  them pretty dogs which is important and lopping the heads off them girls as the focus is always on the hounds.

Speaking of which, that Sean Hannity got it down in putting it into practice in he not only packs heat, but he shows them blacks their place on his set.

Juan Williams Slams CNN Report Claiming Sean Hannity ‘Pulled Gun’ on Him After ‘Argument’

Of course there was an explanation which does not sound at all like the reality.

“While discussing the issue of firearms, I showed my good friend Juan Williams my unloaded firearm in a professional and safe manner for educational purposes only,” Hannity said. “Every precautionary procedure that I have been trained in since the age of 11 was followed. I’ve had a conceal carry permit in five states for all of my adult life. Any other interpretation of this is outright false reporting.”
The kicker is Williams himself says the whole thing is being blown way out of proportion.
“This incident is being sensationalized — everything was under total control throughout and I never felt like I was put in harm’s way,” Williams said, according to the CNN report. “It was clear that Sean put my safety and security above all else and we continue to be great friends.”

Here is the real translation:

From Sean Hannity.

While telling that dumb ass coon which end was up, I pulled out my cock extender in my big ole pistol, racked a round and jacked it off, bouncing it off Juan Williams head where it got stuck in the nappy head, but it never knocked any intelligence into that boy.
I been nigger knockin' since before I was Homo Hannity in 5 states which kept rewarding me with better radio station jobs, so any other interpretation of me painting that coon with a laser site just to teach that uppity nigger a thing or two, is just false.

From Juan Williams.

When Sean Hannity was pointing his cock extender at me, I never felt threatened by the cracker, because a nigger can tell when a white man means business and means just to run a nigger off. Like if I got caught bangin' his old pooch, Hannity would have skun me alive, but as I was just mouthin' off, I knew I was not going to be lynched that day, as Sean would never shoot me while I had a cartridge stuck in my fro as that would be a waste of ammo.

Now with that explained, you never see Muslims backing down from things they say. Now I do not know why Muslims want to mount a female Hitler, but I am not into sheep f*cking.

Then you get this from Obama voter Pegs Noonan, telling President Trump to reach over and stroke Chuck Schumer's genitals to get things passed in making America Great Again, when that never works.

Reach Across the Aisle, Mr. President

For health-care reform to succeed, it requires buy-in and compromise from both parties.

That is the problem in all of this in the Trump Administration is pussy one moment and cock the next. One moment you got Sean Spicer exposing those damned Brits and the next someone is apologizing on their knees they won't do that again to that Stalin of #10 Downing.
Then you got King Rex cock waving at Kim with nukes and then you got Pegs Obama offering masturbation for Chuck Schumer.

It just seems the Trump Administration needs to either be pussy like Obama or cock like Donald. I mean like Donald needs to float a few aircraft carriers of London and tell them the is going to nuke them if they don't back up his story, and throw in the crown jewels as an apology.
Then Donald needs to get in his big limo and drive around DC howlin' at the moon as Merkel would do that and Hannity could do the coon part as he has lots of practice with Juan Williams.

I call this this the:

Howl softly and carry a big nuke.