As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I am typing this on August 12th and the odds are nothing has been done with North Korea as it is all BS, so I now advocate that America attacks Australia instead, and I have the perfect reason.
See I hate Australia. I was trying to think why and then the Holy Ghost told me, "You hate Australia because no one there rose up and rescued Rachel Ward, the most beautiful woman in cinema in a generation from marrying that ruddy red penis looking Brian Brown".
See this is Rachel Ward.
Gorgeous is she not.
God must have taken a week off after this perfection............probably where Oprah, Rosie and Michelle Obama came in, as this kind of beautiful must need super ugly to make things right or something.
OK now that we all agree that we hate Australia, including 98.7 percent of Australians hate Australia over this fact, I now have proof that will make it 100%.
See I watched this Rockford Files episode, that I do not remember. It was Never Send A Boy To Do A Man's Job. In it stars Kim Hunter of Planet of the Apes, and I kept asking people who this hot actress was, and they kept saying Kim Hunter, but she was not who I meant, as the actress was named Odette in the episode and played an Egyptian.
I researched her again, and it turns out she is Trisha Noble, and get this, she is Australian too.
See, this is Trisha Noble.
Gorgeous is she not. No question about it.
See, Trisha Noble.
This simply can not be, as no nation should have two women this gorgeous and not share with the world which is so abhorrently ugly. Something must be done about it and I say, let us just forget about all the war zones in the world and bomb Australia over this slight Australia has shown the world.
I say, we send in every army in the world, invade Australia, lay siege to Australia, and rescue Rachel Ward and Trisha Noble. We then present them before the billions of miserable people in this world, and their mere presence will quell every savage breast. I bet Kim Jong Un will like become a Methodist Preacher, Hillary Clinton will tell the Truth and Donald Trump will be no longer persecuted, as such beauty will make everything right in the world.
I think Australia turned into nuclear scorched earth is a small price in saving the rest of the world. I mean what is Australia but dingo eating babies, Australians, Oliva Newton John and that is reason enough to nuke Oz, but their great crime is keeping these women for themselves and holding them back for major roles, so the world would have had wonderful cinema to watch.
Anyway I hate Australia now doubly. Before I might have settled if Australia ransacked New Zealand and fed the kiwi to duck billed platypus, but now their sins have reached the apex of sinnerness.
Send in the bombers America as this is something to really go to war against, as no one cares about nuclear bombs or hacking. Australia must be punished severely for this infraction in crimes against humanity.
The launch codes are ........
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