Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Mr. President Needs an Afroid Translator at 1600 Penn Avenue




As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

The following will make absolutely no sense to normal people, but as Mr. President has got up in it again, with offending Afroids on Edge,  in Black Lives Matter, the Lame Cherry has posted what Mr. President should have said on the telephone to the homz that were long ridin' with Rep. Frederica Wilson.




When you have homz named La David and Myeshia, not even Barack Hussein Obama could communicate with them and not be misunderstood, as they would have hung up the phone and said, "That niggah don't know his biz".



 


We enter this as the phone is ringing to the ring tone of Beyonce in the limo.


Hey what up, biotch. Dis is da man callin' bout that sad buziness about your home dog.

What set you from? Tatted home dogs name on your body so you knows it was real.

Been hearin' some niggas got up in his grill. Shoulda remove his earrigs and knock the taste outcha der mouth. I fuks with dat biotch. Flockaa. Home dog got 99 problems but a biotch ain't one of em.
I'll be at them gansta's head. Catch me in traffic. I'll pop a cap in da gangsta's ass!!!

I been takin' da knee on dis like da King LeBron, showin' unity for the bro, a real Rick Ross.
So no more hittin' it at 6 am, but you fancy huh.

Hey semi sweet, got da shoutout to my nigga as you ain't no girl boo. You one BAD biotch.









All would have been well in this with the above condolences which Fredder would have understood as all Aretha. The President simply does not know how to communicate Afroid as he has only been exposed to Don King and Omarosa.


Finally, the President needs to tweet to this deranged Congresswoman who make Maxine Waters look lucid this statement:



GET OFF MY DICK.


Once again the Lame Cherry assisting Mr. President, as he was talkin' white to them homeys and they did not understand that white talk. You gots to communicate with the street so they understands the presentin'.
Sean Homo Hannity can defend the President and the President can call the Fred a liar, but you don't get into trouble talkin' ghetto to the homz. You get in trouble talkin' that white privilege to em.




Nuff Said


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