As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Vice President Mike the sidler Pence, reminds me a great deal of Mark Twain's rendition of the Paladin, in the Memoirs of Joan of Arc.
See the Paladin was this powerful man, who at the first sign of danger disappears. Mike Pence is magical like that in when things go bad, as they do for Donald Trump, Mike Pence simply disappears.
Like Mr. High Rise picking a fight with the NFL and all hell breaking loose. There was Mr. Box Seat Pence of the NFL simply disappeared, poof, vanished, zippo, AWOL and gone like the long lonesome winter.
But give it time to settle out, for the American People to lead the charge, for the NFL to be crippled, for Mike Pence to put his finger to the wind, and then viola just like the Paladin, Mike Pence is down out of that tree after the battle is done, and he is sticking his sword into hosts of dead bodies which he has now killed, and coming up with stories about how brave, terrible and warrior he was all along.
You probably should have known this was coming, about the time that Afro without Principles Colon Kaeperrnick was out begging for a job from the NFL, as apparently being paid millions of dollars, he is broke and needs more money to buy hair straightener, as he now promises that he will be loyal and take a knee.
KAEPERNICK CAVES: I'LL STAND IF SIGNED!
Ain't there a name for the Kaepernick, something like an Uncle Tom or whatever that hangs around the big house, and shuffles and bows, and says Yes sir Massa, or is that some mistake in literature too, about darkies who do the biddin' while the ones down in the shanties never get past the cotton fields.
So this is a salute to that illustriously brave Mike Pence. The leader who leads from behind, behind Donald Trump, behind the American People and behind the polling of several weeks, as ...........say from his cheap seats, he might have gotten light headed and a nose bleed, as you could see Mt. Everest from there, so I would not be defining Mike Pence as walking out yet, because maybe he took a knee like Hillary Clinton when she was coughing up a lung all the summer of 2016 AD in the year of our Lord.
Frankly, I would be embarrassed in being Paladin Pence, but when you smell the winds of change like he does and knows he got a sure thing, he gets Matt Drudge to do the headlines as PP Tweets up a storm like a real man would.
Hell maybe ole Mike brought along his sharecropper whip and his hounds to really put some leather and bay into his stand for America, as he will be running that Jerry Jones down the Rio Grande to the Gulf of Mexico.
Say let's sing.......
Johnny Horton: The Battle of New Orleans - YouTube
I don't own the rights to this song. Johnny Horton: The Battle of New Orleans.
Now I did not want to remind all the folks that we don't have not Andy Jackson in the White House, but that Paladin Pence just got me all wound up in his being American. He got the red complexion, the white hair and the blue coat waving around, why that rascal is just like Olde Glory on primate legs.
Damn that olde Misses though sure looks like a cannon brush still, but I suppose all of us have to play our parts in these historical parts of Mike Pence Crossing the
Here let' sing again as this is more Paladin Pence apprapro.
Ray Charles - Mississippi Mud - YouTube
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When the sun goes down
The darks come out
The people gather round
And all give a shout
Hey, hey, what ah ya say
Need to beat your feet on the Mississippi mud
agtG
