Tuesday, October 31, 2017

The Normal Test






As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

This is the Normal Test. The Normal Test is about not being Kevin Spacey, Ellen DeGenneris, Harvey Weinstein or Hillary Clinton.

The above photo is designed to have a response in normal males to respond with, "Wow I really want that!!!" and then when they think their wife or girlfriend will see them looking at Tristan Mays, their erection goes away, as they remember their wife has a gun and would blow their balls off for cheating and their girlfriend  has a Buck knife and will cut their balls off and hang them over their bed.

They then sigh and go back to look at fishing lures and hammers.

That is normal.


Next up we have Molly Ephraim from Last Man Standing.



Normal says, "Wow I would really want that!!!", and then a man gets really sad, pouts, curls up in a fetal position, sucks on his beer bottle, as he realizes he would never have a chance with anything like this, even if he was the last man in 10 solar systems. He sighs, pets his dog, looks at his dog and says, "Well I have you and beer".

Lastly we have fantasy woman. Fantasy woman is the woman who always appears and men always know what to do as they really know that want that!!!






That is until real life fantasy girl appears, and she is doing this for someone else with allot of money and power, and you just happen to get in the way mistaking this was for you, as you work for her husband. If she does happen to the you, she is suffering from some daddy syndrome or has suffered too many car crashes to the brain,  so when she shows up, does this, one of three things happen:

1. You die from a stroke.
2. You die from a heart attack
3. You die from humiliation an hour later as you realize after you wake up from passing out that you had your one chance in life at something like this and you know that another brain damaged woman will never cross your path again.

Ok you notice in this what is normal. No attacking women, no wanting children, no treating women badly, just you as a man realizing your limitations in you would not know what to do with anything like this.

For women in response to the above, it is much easier in:


I hate her.

I hate her.

I hate her.


That is the normal test.


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