Sunday, December 17, 2017

Paying your Taxes on a Trump Sized Post Card


No I'm really serious, this is not a joke.......

 

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

The Lame Cherry is very pleased that Steve Mnuchin went on FOX fraud news and informed everyone that they will be able to file all their taxes on a postcard.
The Secretary did not mention how keeping Obamacare on for 2019, not repealing estate taxes and the President not keeping his promise on taxes, all fit on one postcard.

Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin on Sunday doubled down on comments that 90 percent of Americans will be able to file their taxes on a postcard under Republican legislation.
"Over 90 percent of Americans are going to fill out taxes on that postcard or a virtual electronic postcard. This is about simplifying taxes and simplifying the business systems," Mnuchin told host Chris Wallace on "Fox News Sunday."
"So there will always be people who complain that are losing tax breaks, but this is about making it simple for the American public," he added.

Wallace pressed him on claim, however, pointing to changes to the bill.
“I want to press on that because that’s a new number. I heard that originally, but you’re still saying over 90 percent of Americans would be able to file on a postcard?” Wallace asked.
"Absolutely, they will take the standard deduction and that is what they will file," Mnuchin responded.
Fortunately, the Lame Cherry found the Trump Tax Form for most of us. It is really simple in it just requires everything we have.
Steve was right!!!






But what about that other 10% which Steve mentioned? Who are they and what kind of tax form do they have?
Fortunately, the Lame Cherry found a tax form for the 10%.





So that explains it all and for those who are complaining, just be glad they pushed this through after 11 months and did not have time to think about it, or they would have included your right testicle and your next three children. So just taking everything you have so Ivanka  gets her tax rate cut is something we should be thankful for.

 

Just wait until they find the pound of American flesh I put on page 108.


 

Hey, win some, lose some.



 
 
 Ah ya, I copied this tax plan out of the feudal tax codes of King John


 

I made sure only Americans pay the taxes, the invaders get the benefits.



Goddamn it Joe, I thought Bush41 would only say read my lips,
now we got another one in the White House raising taxes!!!





 Taxes??? No.....I never pay them. Ah what are they?


Remember my children, this is what Donald Trump promised as his gift to you under your Christmas tree.



 


Hello little negro child, you are my tax slave from my husband
as he promised one under our Christmas tree.

 

President Ronald Reagan and Senator Jack Kemp passed real tax reform which prospered Americans. Keep that in mind.




Nuff Said


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